Simple, just come up with any joke, good or bad, and see if you can make someone laugh. What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickleback
What is Nemesis's pick-up line to Jill Valentine? "Jill, whenever I see you, I see STAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS...."
These are technically riddles, But idea still applies. What's big, red and eats rocks? Spoiler: You'll never get this one A big red rock eater. Which side of a pony is furriest? Spoiler: Once again The outside silly! Sent from my iPod touch 4G using Tapatalk
Hey what do you call a thing that has only a head and a tail.... *Drum roll* A coin! Har har har har har har har har..... I know it is a horribly bad joke.
*slightly Dirty Joke alert* Two Belgians and a Dutchman go to a bar every week. At one day, the Belgians lost the Dutchman. So they went to a Dutch police station. The Policemen asked for a description of the Dutchman. 'Well, He has brown hair.. Blue eyes...', The Belgians said. At which the Policeman replied 'But that's how most of us look.. Is there anything special about him?' Well... The Belgians replied... He has 2 *squee!*es... 'Are you sure? Did you see it for yourself?' The police officer asked, At which the Two Belgians replied: Nope, But every time we walk into the bar, Everyone yells 'Hey, It's the Dutchman with the two dicks!' :x
Spoiler: How do catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. Spoiler: How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way! LMFO! (Laughing My Flank Off)
Spoiler: How so you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke-em-on! Spoiler: Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat-mates! Spoiler: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of shorts? In case he got a hole in one
Three guys find a slide that can give them whatever they want, or take them wherever they want. They have to shout out what they want as they are going down the slide. The first guy goes down and says "Gold!" and sure enough, he lands in a pot of gold. The second guy goes down and says "Equestria!" and sure enough, he ends up in Equestria However, the third guy enjoys the slide so much that he shouts "Weeeeeeeee!" [video=youtube;uXILNncQwH4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXILNncQwH4[/video]
JOKE: Why haven't I posted in this thread ANSWER: Spoiler: answer I'm not funny Yep, I suck, I'll behave now.
There were these two fellars standin on a bridge, a-goin to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas... Get it?
*Caution, like 20% racist* There is a bunch of guys in a car: American,Jewish, and Canadian they end up getting in a car accident and they go up to heaven, the gate keeper says he'll let them go back to earth for 100$, the American wakes up to see a bunch of cops, and paramedics all around, so he tells them his story, and they ask what happened to the other 2. The American says that last he saw the Jewish guy was trying to haggle for 50$, and the Canadian was waiting for his government to come get him
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Spoiler: answer Where's my tractor!? lol you wernt suppose to thats the joke
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse unable to comprehend English simply neighs loudly, and runs out of the room knocking over a few tables
(you dont have to double post, thats what the edit button is for) What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!…
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
