Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that body wash demolishes your hair's texture and it takes two rounds of conditioning to fix it. Your faithful student, ~Aynine ======================= So, yeah, wrong bottle. MY BAD! Anyway, what are those goofy little mistakes you do, whether frequently or infrequently. For this one, I don't think I have ever done this before.
Electrocution. All of the electrocution. I win at getting electrocuted. I've done it too many times. And I keep failing to learn From my mistakes. Like not holding plugs by the metal prongs. :/
I occasionally crack my neck during class, which disturbs other people. I don't really care about that, it's more of the fact that I get in trouble because I feel uncomfortable and I'm trying to GET comfortable. Stupidity surrounds me, sometimes.
Dear Princess Celestia, Yesterday I learned that putting a hard drive someplace it can fall is a bad idea. You will lose everything. You faithful student ~ pixel
Dear Princess Celestia, Over the past 5 years, I have found out that birds have a tendency to crap on me. This could be a racist attack on me but I have yet to discover their true motives. Your faithful student, ~B-Dog1996
Dear Princess Celestia, Three days ago I learned that falling down stairs can hurt. Really badly. Really. Your faithful student, ~The Stare Master
Dear Princess Celestia, Do not cut your thumb with a plastic fork. It stings, can get messy and makes you look extremely dim. Your Faithful student, ~DoDo
Dear Celestia, Week ago I learned that you should read all your answers before marking "none of answers" and writing down one of answers (correct one)beside the question.
Dear Princess Celestia, I have learned that if you're on an elevator it helps to press the floor button for it to move. Sincerely, Late to Class
Dear Princess Celestia, I realised that going into the canteen to buy something during the shift between lessons won't get you anything. Also, go to your next lesson, not the one which is down the other side of the school. Your faithful student, Forgetfulness.
Dear Princess Celestia. I once learned that I am you, and promptly recieved a response letter from greyOne titled as above. Also, nose-theft is pain. Your sister, Sir Trollestia.
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that attempts to steal noses may Result in spraining a muscle. Ow. My shoulder. Still getting electrocuted, greyOne the pony.
Dear Princess Celestia Yesterday, I learned that making an origami clown nose is a good defense against ^. Your, DanSze
Dear Celestia, Today I learned that the knee-jerk reaction to catch something is not always a good idea. Even if it is a bolt you need. And the reason why its falling is because you just used a grinding wheel to cut through it, it might be HOT. Your slowly learning student. Bio
Dear Princess Celestia Although I am a mighty dragon-slaying thief, killing a chicken is a complex moral dillema that can throw an entire town into rage.
Dear princess Celestia, I have learned to never try and cure a wart by chewing on it! Your faithful student, stonewing (better known as shyflutter)
Dear Princess Celestia Today i Learn if you Put together and Give it your all, then you can accomplish anything if your put your heart into it. Your and Respectfully, Turk.
Dear Princess Celestia~ I've learned that you should always check to make certain the emergency brake in disengaged in your car - otherwise, much unpleasantness can occur. Sincerely and Respectfully, D. Wynter