The world is different now. A strange, strange man with pale purple flesh in a dark robe spoke to you. He said he could allow you to help people. He promised fame, power, fortune, women... You agreed and were placed into stasis. With a quick lesson in English forced on you with a strange device, a weapon, and a metaphorical slap on the bum, you were awoken with the others, and placed amid a burning wreckage of an unearthly spaceship... This one won't be fake. I promise.
Rad. One down, ??? to go! Also, the enemies aren't revealed yet to hide the mystery of me being incredibly lazy.