And it got me thinking; What if holes in the bottom of cups of hot chocolate are not accidents? Instead, what if it is an attempt by Mother Earth to steal as much hot chocolate as possible and use it as a substitute for magma, as hot chocolate is much more delicious? That seems logical, but I'm open to other theories.
A strange thing happpened today, as I was going to bring my bowl of soup over to my room, I tripped and it spilled a bit. Although hot chocolate seems like a good theory, maybe Mother Earth would subsitute magma for Chicken Soup instead. After all, we murdered a few chickens to make it, anyways.