So, you think you have what it takes to be a Wonderbolt? Oh, where are my manners? I am Admiral Spitfire, head of the Wonderbolt Project. You're here because we're looking for the best of the best. Now, here is your application form. All fields are required. Surname: Given Name: Gender: Age: Height: Weight: Wingspan: Top Speed: Hometown: Current Town of Residence: Blood Type: When you are done, please submit the form and wait for approval. AS PER EQUESTRIAN ROYAL AIR FORCE POLICY, PLEASE NOTE THAT WE WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING ANY APPLICATIONS FROM UNICORNS OR EARTH PONIES DUE TO SAFETY CONCERNS, NOR WILL WE ACCEPT ANY APPLICATIONS FROM INDIVIDUALS WITH A CRIMINAL RECORD OR HABIT OF DRUG ABUSE. We look forward to seeing what you can do. Best of luck. Sent from MAH BOI using DINNER
