Dear Princess Celestia. Today I learned that I have been neglecting my original brony community in favour of some that I have met in real life. I may one day have a better bond with local bronies, but those on everypony will forever have my appreciation and eternal love, for introducing my to this awesome fandom. Your faithful student Fluttertrance This is a thread for people to write a letter to Celestia about any life lessons they have discovered. I hope to see everypony contribute something now and then. OR ELSE! It's magic kindergarten for you!
Dear Princess Celestia, I wanted to report to you on- actually... I'll take magic kindergarten. :Trollestia: (Hey at least I get to go to Equestria.) Your favorite and most awesome pony. ~DRD
Dear Princess Celestia, Setzer is an awesome brony. Just make sure he knows who loves Fluttershy more....ME! ~Zdub
Dear Princess Celestia, Setzer is awesome and filled with enthusiasm; please set up some episode where he learns about enjoying things in moderation . On my end of things, I actually have a request to you or whatever higher powers may be controlling my life: Somehow get these freshmen to stop calling my shop asking for glass pipes, bath salts, and incense. There are like a dozen head shops around campus but only one tobacconist. Is that too much to ask? Respectfully, Manehattanite
Dear Prinzessin Celestia Today I learnt ze vords 'quasi', 'Nachbar', 'Feuen', 'setzen', 'ersetzen', 'Grund', 'Sozial', 'demokratisch', 'Christlich', 'frieren', und die Bundesländer Bayern, Hessen und Niedersachsen. (Okay, I'm completely mocking the purpose of this thread. Sorry.)
Dear Princess Celestia I love Fluttershy more then anything or anypony, but ponies don't believe me. How can I prove my love for her? I have also learned that I need to start doing things I enjoy in moderation, including ponies and alcohol. Your faithful Student Fluttertrance
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that I should avoid swinging a bat with such strength as to throw out my arm. I also learned that doing 30+ minutes of vigorous exercise will make you fall asleep rather early... hence why I've been awake since 3 A.M. this morning. Your faithful student, ~ Cyberpony
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned how past respect crumbles before the might of newly found disdain. Your true friends are there to help you where the ones who refuse to acknowledge any aspect of your positive qualities can be far too condescending to consider more than mere acquaintances. This disillusioning opens many doors and enlightens your faithful student into furthering their worldly views. Your faithful student, Aynine
Dear Princess Celestia, I'm writing to you to share something I learned about friendship. I learned yesterday that sometimes, a friend gets left out of the group, and sometimes, it's somepony's fault. But I also learned that if that friend is me, I shouldn't be too down about it, because there's always something small I might be able to do. I can always be there for my friends. Your faithful student, Dilly Star P.S. Can you please get me your sister's autograph?
Dear Princess Celestia, Good lord my spelling was atrocious in my last letter. Remind me to never type anything on my iPod with numb fingers....erm...hooves. Also, remind me to post more, my post count has been slipping. Your faithful wind lover, ~Zdub <---(my new nickname)
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned when a thread doesn't get used in a while, it will get forgotten and replaced. Lupr.
You don't understand, someone made a minor, almost insignificant mistake... Spoiler: ...on the internet! This must not happen.
Dear Luprony, Your IP address has been tracked down. We know where you live. Sincerely, The Commissariat of The New Lunar Republic
Dear Princess Celestiia I'm only writing this letter just to waste your time. Your faithful Student, Turk
Dear Princess Celestia: Today, I learned that sometimes trying to keep friends will just make things worse. Don't force a friendship, but don't not socialize with friends (I know it's a double negative, but it makes sense). Your sleep-neglecting IT colt, Nate Blazinghoof | PS You can't send me to magic kindergarten; I'm a pegasus!
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned drinking a excessive amount of energy drinks causes extreme unstillness. Your worthless student, Xan
Dear princess celestia: Today i learned The founder of this topic is amazing and super cool. Your faithful subject.