What kind of zombie would you be and why?

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  1. Sparkypony

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    Probably a witch. Especially in the morning.
     
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    Heh..i get like the hunter when woken up early in the morning.

    "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHH!! SHADDUP AND LET ME SLEEP!"
     
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    I would be this one. No one would buck with the zombie with grenades :3
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    If we're going by L4D2 Zombies?

    I'd Say Jockey, If not only for the constant faceraping.

    If other, i'd say I wanna be a Nemisis from Resident Evil or Valtiel... Actually I prefer Valtiel...

    (Just incase you don't now who Valtiel is, he's from the Silent Hill Series. He's the "Protector of God" or the "Bridge between the real world and the Otherworld". And the polar opposite of the more renown Pyramid Head. Think of them as Demon (Pyramid Head) and Angel (Valtiel).)
     
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    I wouldn't let myself develop an infection...
     
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    Ooo Ooo, can I change my choice? I wana be the infection cloud that infects Bow!!!
     
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    Too late.You're bitten.Pick a type from any media what so ever.

    You have to be an actual zombie.
     
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    >:Y Fine! Then I stick with my old choice.
     
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    You can't really choose what kind of zombie you'd be. I guess the kind that eats people or I guess I could catch myself on fire right before zombie transformation, a zombie on fire is a very dangerous zombie.
     
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    If you will it, it shall happen! /)'3'(\
     
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    Hunter totally. I shall completely ignore the survivors and Parkour around the ruins of the world.
     
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    Why the hell would you want to be a zombie? I'd rather die then become a brain eating mess :3
     
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    Too late you are.

    But you dont have to eat brains.The one i chose doesnt.He's not even dead.Just a rabid mutant that hates people.
     
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    I don't have a favorite type of zombie...

    The one that eats brains and dumbly runs into fire and stays alive for around 20 seconds so people can laugh at how retarded I was :3
     
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    Haha..sounds like the stock zombies in L4d...

    "RAAAAAAA*Runs into fire*AIH AIH AIHAAAAAAAAAA....."
     
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    I'll just be some necromorph, a slasher or something. I'll be searchin' around, lookin' for something to stick my blade-arms through...
     
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    I think it would be interesting to be a Mercy Zombie from the webcomic The Zombie Hunters. Here's the description given on their site:



    "I'm sorry that I hurt and scared you so.
    Let me hold you in my arms, and comfort you while you cry.
    Keep still now. Don't struggle. Don't run.
    I will protect and watch over you, and I will sing to you, you can rest now. It's all over.
    And until you feel no more pain, and you draw your last breath, and until your heart beats for the last time, I will stay and hold your hand and remain with you, until you slip into the lifeless black."

    SUMMARY:
    Mercy zombies are one of the most peculiar in function of all the zombie classes. They are also likely to be the most humane, thus earning their name. The movement of a mercy has been described as elegant, fluid, graceful movements, unlike their shambling cousins.

    Mercies seem to travel long distances to seek out the sick, weak, and injured. Unlike any other zombie, they will simply follow their victims, not pursue them. Moving at a steady walking pace, mercies will patiently track their target until that individual has finally collapsed. Only when their victim is unable to carry on, will the mercy make its approach.

    A mercy zombie will embrace its intended victim, and take a single bite from the target's throat or from another vital artery. The mercy will then gently hold its dying prey keeping them still and prevent them from running away. This undead will emit a soft cooing noise, sometimes even comfortingly run its hand over the distressed victims hair or face until they die. Once the mercy's meal has turned, the mercy will release them. The mercy may linger with the new undead for several hours, depending on the undead type that the victim has become.
    Amazingly, mercies will fend off other zombies, protecting their unturned victims from being mutilated and eaten by another, not so merciful, zombie class.

    In the wastes, people who want to commit suicide may actually seek out mercies to do the task. It is considered to be a morbidly comforting way to die.

    OTHER NAMES: Angels of death, mercy angel.
     

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