-The Rules- Quite simple. The first person (in this case, me) posts two hypothetical situations, and the next person has to decide which is worse. That person then posts two new hypothetical situations for the next person, and so on. So, let's get started. Which is worse- Having your computer stop working or having your cell phone stop working?
Rolling in razor blades. Finding out that your parents are cousins, or finding out that your new girlfriend is your cousin?
Bad shipfics are always worse than Cupcakes. Getting kicked in the groin by Applejack, or getting a supersonic punch in the nose from Rainbow Dash?
damn, ninja'd. Getting kicked in the groin by Applejack. Being forced to RP in a forum with a bunch of poorly made alicorn OC's or being forced to read A 15 chapter story filled with a bunch of poorly made alicorn OC's?
Reading the story. (In the RP, you can simply murder the bad characters.) Being trapped in a falling plane or being trapped in a sinking ship?
Trapped in a sinking ship. Stuck in the middle of an icy plains or being stuck in the middle of a desert?
desert, you can at least get water in icy plains. burning alive but not being able to die, or dying every different way from a single episode of 1000 ways to die.
Dying in every way. (Being unable to die... I could live with that. You'd get used to the pain eventually.) Zombie apocalypse or alien invasion?
Zombie apocalypse. At least with an invasion you have a chance of going back to everyday life. Doctor who having Justin Bieber as the 12th doctor's companion or Sherlock season 4 coming out the day after your death.
Justin Bieber as a Companion... don't even joke about such things. Finding out that you were fed human flesh, or finding out that you were fed dog and/or cat meat.
Changing a diaper. Having the gun jam at a Bieber concert, or having the gun jam at a One Direction concert?
Obviously 'gun jam' is some sort of musical term I haven't heard of before. (Seriously though, Beiber.) Being forever alone relationship-wise, or having a creepy stalker of the opposite gender?