Will it blend? Of course it will.

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  1. Jaret

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    [video=youtube;lAl28d6tbko]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko&feature=player_detailpage[/video]​

    It blends everything. Except Chuck Norris and Ponies. Now you all go and do it at home!

    /sanity He blended a FREAKING Ipad... IPAD... IPAD! IPAD! Not only that, but multiple Iphones, some weird kinds of Diamond, Facebook, a Ford Fiesta, Nike, Grand Theft Auto, Germany... wait, Germany?

    /insanity /grabs gun and goes on hunt on Tom Dickson.
     
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    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

    Heh, Apple sucks at making quality products.
     
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    Well, I don't have an Ipad, but damn... rather just throw in $500s in there.
     
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    Hmm... DROP THAT SPOON MISTER!!! >:(
    I wouldn't be surprised if he DID blend 500 dollars. :derpe:

    MMMmmmmm... A $500 smoothie...
     
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    xDDDDDDD

    I KNEW THIS WOULD BLEND!

    Will it blend you, Jary?
     
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    I wouldn't be blended, because I can't fit in it. And seeing how it took him long enough to break down that Ipad, I think it would take him even more to break me to pieces. He did blend me in a way though - his obvious "Idon'tappreciatetechnologyasmuchasJaret" look blended me with awesomeness.
     
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    /me tastes the iPad smoothy

    Oooh, you can taste the smug
    But the most tasteful addition is the tint of disappointment for paying so much for a glorified iPod touch
     
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    Hmm... DROP THAT SPOON MISTER!!! >:(
    "Introducing the newest model from Blendtec... The Blender +...

    Just the right size for either blending a whole cow, pig, or any other animal that fits these dimmensions. :D"
     
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    If you were to drink it, it'll taste like crap.

    Not because it's an electronic, but because it's an iAnything.
     
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    Vinyl: Finally somepony other than me who dislikes Apple. So happy ;w;
     
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    Whoa! I DESPISE APPLE. Anything that Apple made after Mac OS 9 (although I prefer System 7 to OS9) is crap.
     
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    :O

    An artist that dislikes apple?
    From what I've seen, artists tend to be the most devout mac-cultists
     
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    Well, Derps, guess what: I hate Apple, Apple hates me, and everybody knows it! Except maybe the cultists who force Apple down my throat! >>xP
     
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    All Apple products should be disposed in such a manner as that.
     
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    Hmm... DROP THAT SPOON MISTER!!! >:(
    WHAAAA!!!

    I highly doubt an Apple product should be disposed of like this. >:U

    ...

    It should be dumped into a vat of hot tar, acid poured on top, zapped with lightning, and then put into a blender...

    It will then be served to the current CEO and he WILL drink it all...
     
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    /ic: BRONIES, BRONIES! Don't you hear what you're saying? Apples? YOU HATE APPLES? Apple is our main fruit we eat, we should look forward to eating that Ipad smoothie.

    /irl: Well, I have nothing against them, but I still prefer Windows up until Vista. I am still waiting for a good operating system from windows that is as good as XP was for it's time. I do not dislike Apple, hell, I prefer their cellphones over every cellphone created, but the PCs... nope. There's really not much they did that I'd hate on.
     
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    There will never be a successor to XP because of drivers (most old games (pre-2003) that I have will never work on Vista or newer). I'll stay with XP until I need more than 4GB of RAM to do basic tasks.

    I love apples, but I hate Apple. There's a big difference.
     
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    Windows 7 is pretty sweet, I'd suggest it
     
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    Meh, I say Square root of XP > than seven.
    I am waiting for the next "scratch" made system, something new and pretty. Something simplier, but yet more complex. I don't want to see animations, I want to see it just made perfectly XP-ish, not Vista-ish. I HATE THE DESIGN OF VISTA. Both vista and seven.
     
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    Even 98 > Vista and 7. Honestly, shiny isn't the point. Also, why large icons again? I mean, really, we don't need any large icons, 32x32 is perfectly fine as a max.

    I won't care if the design is monochrome, I want a good system that can play all my old files from 1998, work with all my new stuff, like Firefox 4 (I'm thinking about making a DOS skin for it), and load fast with no real RAM usage. The only thing that fulfills all three is XP.

    I saw a dev. build of Windows 8... it's following in Vista's and 7's footsteps. Remade both, made it a bit shinier, quality in my eyes, as said a million times by OC Remix judges...

    NO.
     

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