A New Show Concept, Men's MLP

Episode One- The Elements of Dominance go on an awesome adventure to kill a harmless dragon and then kick a puppy, and burn down a orphanage. All just for funsies. They then meet up at a bar and learn valuable lessons about violence from Barkeep Beatemup.

EDIT: More where that came from.

Episode Two- During Happy Hour at the Beatemup Bar, the barkeep runs out of his finest beer! What's worse is, to get more, he'll have to smuggle it through 3 counties were it's illegal! So he hires the baddest dudes in town to smuggle it to his bar- The elements of Dominance! The elements gladly accept at the promise of free beer, and they learn valuable lessons about violence- and bribery!

Okay, Proxy, you're on the writing team. Excellent ideas. Now if we can trample a few weakling animals, add a few gratuitous explosions,and have the Stallions dominate each other as well as their enemies, we'd really have something. Dominance is to be done to everyhorsie. Not just our enemies

Ok, got it. I think you'll like episode three.
Ace and Blaze go to a sportin event rooting for different teams. When the ref screws up, the two start a town wide brawl destroying everything. Barkeep Beatemup sends them the bill for their damages, and they consider beating him up, but the only thing they don't dominate is one who gives them free beer, so they begrudgingly work off their debt by working as bouncers at a bar, dominating those unworthy to enter the bar.

I'd like to state for the record that I am male and I would not find this show entertaining in the least. I'm not a fan of bars, sports teams, or random violence. Comedic Random violence sometimes, but not of the Itchy and Scratchy verity. You want to make a male pony show that would interest me? Add transforming robots.

That title XD

I've seen enough porn to know where "My Gigantic Stallion" is going.

Is he going into the love tunnel?

In episode four, the stallions look for a nudie bar, and quickly realize that ponies don't usually wear clothes.

The series gets pretty raunchy after that.

Pitch it to Adult Swim immediately. We need some real entertainment on air these days.

HA! Great Comments, guys. But I don't know what you're talking about the title for.

Why does everyone laugh at me whenever I tell them how much I love My Gigantic Stallion?

Keep in mind, there are no mares allowed in My Gigantic Stallion. It's a show for men. Real men. Strong, powerful, sweaty, muscular men. And the magic of Violence.

I'm sad you don't like the show, Lio. I'll have to fix that. Maybe Lance McThrust use his great big man-horn to impale some robot Warhorses that can transform into even bigger Warhorses. He can show his dominance by wearing their carcasses for a winter coat. Would that work? Or should he humiliate their remains in a better way?

I'm sorry but adding robots to the current concept just won't get me interested the concept has no appeal to me what so ever.

How about an episode where they decide to dominate their entire neighbourhood by becoming loan sharks and/or pushers, only for it it to peak in a Scarface-esque shootout in their new mansion. Only they don't die; what kind of message would that give out? That crime and violence don't pay? Pah!

I love this. Just...uuuhhh...

Episode 3 - Explosions and women dancing in bikinis. Nothing else.

I am hoping you know this entire post is meant to be understood through the lens of good-natured sarcasm; I highly doubt the OP would actually recommend anyone to watch the program in question.

Tyro: Okay. Fine. We can have girls in bikinis so long as they have no authority or power and are frequently collateral damage to show off how powerful the Mane 6 are. Remember that Violence is Magic. I guess we have to include some females, but we wouldn't want to jeopardize the core message. However, we already have episode 3, so we'll have to push yours back to episode 6.

TRP: Great concept. We'll make that episode 5

Lio - What if I were to give you a dollar? Would Mr. Washington convince you to like the show?

Nope.

I'm aware of that Dilly, but I just find the assumption that this concept is something that would interest men annoying.

Of course this show wouldn't interest all men.
Just the real men.

I was unprepared for this. There is now chocolate milk everywhere​.

I know, Lio. I too love transformers. I was in boy scouts, and believe deeply in the values that I learned there. The scout law and the oath, these are things I cherish. I don't always achieve it, but there is a nobility to the manly way.

But I had to listen to my marketing team instead. They believe in explosions, carnage, crass humor, and beer.

That's the point though, dude. He's playing to the obviously incorrect stereotype because it's laughable that all men would like those things for those reasons. He's making fun of society's poor gender standards.

*Any deep commentary or social criticism is expressly unintentional*

After all, It's just a TV show. It's only purpose is to be a 22 minute toy commercial.

Also, if any full-grown women find this show appealing, then they're just weird.

-Edit-
Okay, Nevermind. I take back my feeble protestations at neutrality. Think what you like about the social irony. Grown women can like this show. Not that they're going to. I'm no Manly Lauren Faust. But thanks everyone for playing along with my demented sense of humor.
(and sorry if it hurt anypony's feelings)