Anyone remember Shrek?

Cause I do, and it's given me a silly idea for a comic. You remember that sequence from Shrek about the muffin man? Imagine that with Lyra and Derpy, there you have the idea for the comic...except I can't draw, so I wrote it here so that you can picture the comic...if you get what that means.

I have no idea what im saying!!!

Okay, what I basically meant was something like follows.

Derpy: Lyra, Do you know the muffin man?

Lyra: The Muffin man?

Derpy: The Muffin man.

Lyra: Yes I know the muffin man.

Derpy: Who lives on Drury lane?

Lyra: Well...she's married to the muffin man.

Derpy: The muffin man?

Lyra: The Muffin Man!!!

Derpy: She's married to the muffin man...