di:dZeI Morphophonology and my homie Fluid-S

It looks like you were trying to get the dust out of your keyboard.

And yet that text makes perfect sense.

Fake chocolate to anybody who can work it out.

Pardon, but the rules say non-English speak must come with a translation, so please provide one for us. ^^;

But this is English. Albeit not English entirely. However, it is grammatically English.

Can you work it out from that clue?

Also, it is not vulgar.

And it relates somewhat to DJ Syntax-whatchamacallit down there.

Translation: B-Dog is our only ruler. He is the best king in the history of kings. He is so awesome that I cry myself to sleep knowing that I'll never be as good as him.

How accurate was I?

Fairly inaccurate.

O drr ejsy upi fof yjrtr?

Here's what I can make out:

Sup, people. I'm DJ Morphophonology and I'm hear to say that me and my homie will be releasing some tracks in the near future. Stay tuned.

How did you get that? It is a success!

Best. Translation. Ever.

It starter off as educated guesses, so I figured that sVm was some, mi: was me, etc.

Then, I checked the other words with the same sounds and worked out those, e.g. sVp was sup, pi=l was people, etc.

After doing this, I got quite a few of the words. Then you mentioned how it was to do with DJ Syntax-whatchamacallit, and since your blog title is "di:dZel Morphophonology and my homie Fluid-S", I added the final pieces to the puzzle.

Elementary, my dear Testy.

Now where's my fake chocolate?

Now.

Can you guess what that alphabet actually is?

Nope. Although I can guess a couple of things:
- "V" is a short "u" sound (as in "cup")
- "i:" is an "ee" sound (as in "squee")
- "dZ" is a "j" sound (as in "Jesus")
- "aI" is a long "i" sound (as in "rice")
- "eI" is an "ay" sound (as in "day")
- "@" is an "er" sound (as in "driver")
- "I" is a short "i" sound (as in "tin")
- "u:" is a long "oo" sound (as in "poo")
- "j" is a "y" sound (as in "yawn")
- "oU" is a long "o" sound (as in "Rome")
- "O:" is an "or" sound (as in "core")
- "Q" is a short "o" sound (as in "hot")
- "{" is a short "a" sound (as in "nap")
- "D" is a "th" sound (as in "earth")
- "tS" is a "tu" sound (as in "future")
- "|" is a comma.
- "||" is a full stop/period.
- The majority of the consonants are pronounced the same (when lower case).

This is what I deciphered from your post.

So my username should be "bi: dQg naInti:n naInti:sIx"

It is X-SAMPA, a phonetic alphabet.

And being the hardline phonetician that I am, those descriptions are the epitome of torture.

However. Most are correct.

I was trying to find a good description, but I've never looked into the phonetic stuff, so I did what I could with my poor knowledge on how languages work.

sVp | pi=l || aIm di:dZeI mO:foUf@nQl@dZi {nd aIm hi t@ seI D{t mi: {nd maI hoUmi: wIl bi: rIli:sIN sVm tr\{ks In D@ ni fju:tS@ || steI tSu:nd

sʌp | piːp̩l || aɪm diːdʒeɪ mɔːfoʊfənɒlədʒi ænd aɪm hiːə tə seɪ ðæt miː ænd maɪ hoʊmiː wɪl biː rɪliːsɪŋ sʌm tɹæks ɪn ðə niːə fjuːtʃə || steɪ tʃuːnd

Sup people, i am DJ Morphophonology and i am here to say that me and my homie will be releasing some tracks in the near future. Stay tuned.

X-SAMPA > IPA > English