Final Fantasy XV HYPE INTENSIFIES!! Platinum Demo thoughts/experiences

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WOW. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. SERIOUSLY.

Well... chibi Noctis wakes up in an unknown place. Looks like he's unconscious/asleep/dreaming or something?

ENTER CUTE CREATURE. HI CARBUNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huh? A smartphone? I don't have one... but... thanks?

WAIT. HOLD EVERYTHING. HE'S TALKING TO NOCTIS VIA TEXT MESSAGES. BEST EVER.

Looks like we're dreaming and Carbuncles going to help us escape. LET'S GO. TO ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SEE SHINIES. MUST. COLLECT. SHINIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh oh... MONSTERS.

CARBUNCLE JUST GAVE A CHILD A WEAPON.

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT, CRAP I DIDN'T EQUIP IT?! RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*properly equips*

Whew. Let's try this again.

BATTLE SYSTEM IS SIMILAR TO KINGDOM HEARTS. BEST EVER.

We move on to a... darker area...

Carbuncle... your not a very good guide if your already lost...

I side track to the other area and... OH MY GOD IT'S LEVIATHAN.

Wait... I'm supposed to JUMP INTO THE OCEAN?! This better not kill me...

OH. MY. GOD. IT'S VEN IN CINDERELLA WORLD IN BIRTH BY SLEEP ALL OVER AGAIN. TINY NOCTIS WITH A GIGANTIC CARBUNCLE.

HOW THE HELL CAN CHILD NOCTIS TRANSFORM INTO A TRUCK?! Well... this is a dream I guess... WAIT. HOLD EVERYTHING. WILL WE SEE KLONOA AND/OR NIGHTS?!

No? Aww...

I continue collecting shinies and fighting. I occasionally find better weapons by exploring and Carbuncle keeps assisting via text. I LOVE THIS. I LOVE ALL OF IT.

Hmm... big city this time. WHOA. TRANSFORMING INTO ANIMALS TO EASILY DEFEAT ENEMIES. THE BEST.

I continue exploring/collecting shinies/fighting enemies until... long hallway. Almost done? Aww... but I want MORE...

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HUGE AREA. I... have a bad feeling... Carbuncle only increases my bad feeling when he says that somethings not right... OH GOD...

HUGE ENEMY APPEARS.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CARBUNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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*enter RAGE LOSTSANITY MODE*

Noctis is king of his dreams...

ADULT NOCTIS.

IT'S ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S DO THIS CARBUNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I... didn't do very well honestly. That's what I get for doing this without a walkthrough.

I spent most of my time running while trying to occasionally get attacks in.

BUT THEN...

CARBUNCLE GIVES ARMITER.

ARMITER ACTIVATED.

ABSOLUTE PWNAGE.

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU DIE. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HURTING CARBUNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noctis feels the safest in his father's car? Okay... whatever works I guess...



AWW. END OF DEMO.

I get to name Carbuncle.



YOU SHALL BE CARBY AND YOU SHALL BE MY CARBY.



ALL OF THIS DEMO.


JUST ALL OF IT.


I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING. TOO AMAZING.


BEST. DEMO. EVER.



GO PLAY THIS. RIGHT NOW.

Or don't. Do whatever you want.





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