I got mugged today...

Published by B-Dog1996 in the blog B-Dog's Super-Sexy-Awesome-Chocolately-Fudge-Coated-Mega-Super-Blog. Views: 411

Yeah, that's right. I got mugged. I was quite suprised, since I live in a friendly little place and I live a very boring, but nice, life. But I still got mugged in broad daylight. At least I know who the criminal was... a vending machine.

I put a pound in the machine, but it just dropped straight into the change compartment. I then tried again and the machine accepted it. But then none of the buttons would work. I tried to press the change button, but it didn't work either.

So basically, I lost £1 today to a machine that ate my money. I should have said something about it, but I didn't and now it's too late.

The point of this thread is that you should do something about bullying. Don't just let them eat your money and not give you your money back when they don't give you what you payed for. Even if the bully is bigger than you, they can still be taken down.

It's too late for me to do anything, it happened already, I have no proof and that vending machine has a pretty decent reputation. However, if I had decided to do something straight away, he may've not gotten away with his act of evil.

Although other than that, my day was pretty good.
Nov 9, 2012
  • Radaboy
    Radaboy Nov 9, 2012
    When I go to England, we'll find that machine and jump it. Get medieval on its ass
  • Saikyo
    Saikyo Nov 9, 2012
    I'm with ya Rada. Together, we'll destroy the vending machines of EVIL.
  • Tyro D. Fox
    Tyro D. Fox Nov 9, 2012
    Now I was expecting something entirely different...I'm not sure a Vending Machine can be classed with robbery. And they know it, don't they? The scheming little boxes of sparks and change. They cackle from the side-lines.
  • B-Dog1996
    B-Dog1996 Nov 9, 2012
    Thanks for your support guys. Although it's quite hard to legal beat up vending machines without it looking like vandalism.

    Don't you guys just hate it when idiots like vending machines take advantage of the law and act like jerks?

    They do it on purpose. They know that they are protected by the government, so we can't do anything about it. I hate it when they abuse their power like this.
  • Vulpine Script
    Vulpine Script Nov 9, 2012
    Next time you're about to get mugged, all you need is

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  • B-Dog1996
    B-Dog1996 Nov 10, 2012
    It's genius. The vending machine won't know what hit it.
  • Glorious Rex's Apostle
    Glorious Rex's Apostle Nov 11, 2012
    This is just the funniest blog post I've ever seen.
  • Narrow
    Narrow Feb 15, 2013
    Disembowel it. That being said, I think I have a disemboweling fetish. Kinda.
  • PowerChip
    PowerChip Mar 28, 2014
    KILL IT WITH FIRE
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