I had a dream

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I was wandering aboot the fair when outta nowhere Bane and his goons show up and take over the place. Due to my highly intensive training by Space Marines I was able to avoid being yoinked and headed to the parking lot, where all the dogs people had brought with them had escaped and gone feral, locked in a conflict with a herd of alligators that were there for some reason. I used magic to hijack a motorcycle and successfully stormed out the front gate, in part thanks to the terrorists' Stormtrooper-grade accuracy and Genome Soldier-level reflexes. Once I was outside the gate I went into town and feasted on hot pockets before deciding to head back for some reason. Jumping over the outer wall, I found myself face-to-face with a guy who had been hitting on me earlier and then tried to kill me with a Nerf gun after he found out I was straight. We formed an alliance and headed into the restrooms, which lead into an underground cave system which had unfortunately already been discovered by Bane's goons. We fought our way through the catacombs until we finally - ALARM GOES OFF.
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