I HAD (another) DREAM

A dream in which I was a monkey, a rather high-ranking monkey in an army of monkey nationalists. One day we decided to take over some island which I think was Hawaii or something, we easily dominated the local kangaroos who inhabited the island before the rest escaped into some underground tunnels. Leading a team of stormchimps after them, I stumbled upon an underground lake. As we skipped along the shore Wolverine jumped out and instantly KO'd my troops. Thanks to my extensive Jedi training, however, I was able to send him back into the abyss. I then used my monkey powers to run super-fast over the water and reached the opposite shore, where I discovered a band of gummy-bear creatures. They drugged me at a party that night and when I woke up I was in the earth's core, where their village was. They dropped me in the street and pointed to a big building and said "Don't go in there." I went inside and was knocked out by some magic, when I awoke I was strapped to an electric table along with a sheep. A mad scientist gummy bear leaned over me and said there was a soccer tournament tomorrow. I fell asleep and then went to play soccer in the morning.
My team won.
The End.