I saw transformers 4 and...

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It was dumb. It was also a masterpiece. It provided me with two hours and forty or so minutes of awkward hilarity. Granted, this could have been intentional (Michael Bay was at the top of his class in film school, so he might be "toying" with audiences), and the funny moments, as great as they are, are NOT worth the length of the movie, so I do not recommend the act of watching it, but regardless, here are the "so bad it's amazing" moments, starting with the Robert Di Niro worthy dialog...

1. Marky Mark: "Do you have a warrant?"
Generic government villain: *whips off sunglasses "My FACE is my warrant."
2. Optimus Prime (to dinobots) "We're trying to give you freedom!!" *proceeds to punch it in the face
3. "Movies these days. Buncha' crap. All sequels and remakes" (actual line from the movie!)

Now for the Stanley Kubrick worthy cinematic moments...
1. The magnificent Rainbow Dash cameo
2. All of the government villains having an epic sunglass removal shot, in slow mo
3. Wide angle lens shots
4. More wide angle lens shots
5. MOAR wide angle lens shots
6. Guy gets hit in the face... With a car wheel... In slow mo
7. More *******ing wide angle shots!
And that's all I have to say about that.
Jul 7, 2014
  • Rarit E
    Rarit E Jul 7, 2014
    The fact that this project got enough funding for a 4th movie blows my mind...
  • Crimson Lionheart
    Crimson Lionheart Jul 7, 2014
    Transformers Franchise....

    [video=youtube;mAUY1J8KizU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU&feature=kp[/video]
  • Proxy
    Proxy Jul 7, 2014
    So, why is Optimus Prime riding a dinosaur?
  • 51m0nn
    51m0nn Jul 7, 2014
    Because apparently 80 000 000 years ago aliens terraformed all of our dinosaurs into dinobots and then Optimus prime rescued 2 and tried to get them to help him.

    Also a few moments that weren't mentioned that I think are worth mentioning: The main characters were going to HONG KONG to battle the government...where did the battle happen? BEIJING. Also it's worth mentioning that instead of fixing it Michael Bay said "Meh just put a scene of the Hong Kong government launching jets or somethin."

    Also Optimus yelling at the people "I DON'T WANT TO KILL YOU!!" *proceeds to shoot at them*

    One more, one more. Okay so in Transformers 1 something falls to earth that the Transformers and Deceptacons need and they both come to earth to find it, they fight over it and destroy lots of stuff....so the humans want everyone to bugger off and leave them in peace, in the second and third movies the Autobots decide to stay and "Defend the humans" because for some reason the deceptacons want to kill them now. Now in the fourth movie Optimus is all bitter and angry at the humans for telling them to get off of THEIR PLANET he also then says "You humans brought this on yourself! Yeah, sure optimus it was the humans fault the cube thing landed on earth, it was also their fault the earth was terra-formed 80 000 000 years ago to have dinobots it's also THEIR fault the deceptacons want to kill them right?

    And then at the end of the movie Optiumus can't pull a sword out of his chest but a tiny truck can.

    nuff said, best movie 10/10 100/100!!! It made me laugh for 3 straight hours.
  • Dilly Star
    Dilly Star Jul 7, 2014
    I didn't expect it to be good, but hearing that it's so-bad-it's-good is pretty much the best news.
  • Rarit E
    Rarit E Jul 7, 2014
    Seriously, that's like giving Shyamalan 10 bucks and telling him to go make another Avatar movie with it.
  • theotter
    theotter Jul 7, 2014
    Optimus Prime is the greatest unintentional comic relief villain of all time. There was a scene that cuts to him yelling " kill them all! Destroy them!!" And it 's not even an action scene. It's just the main characters sneaking around. He's a punch line in every movie, and it's insane that he's supposed to be the hero.
  • Rarit E
    Rarit E Jul 8, 2014
    It's Michael Bay. As long as there's an explosion at least every other minute, he doesn't care what the plot or dialogue is supposed to be.
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