Just pop your tires, you'll do the world a favor

Hey, y'all! I'm not very happy right now!
It's a blast!

So we happen to have some absolutely fantastic drivers in Kansas. Wrecks everywhere, constant speeding tickets, jackasses who think they can fly or something. But what does all this lead to? Jerks getting in wrecks and then complaining that their car has been totalled while a possibly dead corpse is laying only yards from them!

Being 16, I normally should be allowed to drive myself around without requirement of an adult in the car with me. Well... last year Kansas realized how dumb the average American 16 year old is and raised the age to 17.
Okay, I have to spend another year driving with someone else in the car. Big deal?

That's not what I'm angry about, what I'm angry about is that they're not paying attention to the adults that don't seem to realize they're driving incorrectly. I'm not even sure if most of them have actually passed a driving test.

There is a road on the way to school that is just between county boundaries, so the police generally avoid that area for handing out tickets. The speed limit there is 40 MPH, but the average joe drives 50-55 on it. The stop light distribution along the road makes speeding basically pointless, but they do it anyways!

But speeding isn't the only stupid thing that happens here, oh no. Just earlier today, I was driving back from school and I happened to look out my window at a red light. The lady in the car next to me was actually smoking a joint while driving.
That sounds weird, right? IMAGINE SEEING IT!
This lady was smoking weed while driving a car!

I'm sure if you were to toss a random driving test at everyone here, only 30% of drivers would actually still be on the road.

The moral of this story? Learn to drive, America. You're driving me up the wall.