Life is just plain odd

(May contain disgusting, vulgar stuff, yo)
Tattoos are something my family always had. My dad just magically decided he wants more. He already has a shark, some kinda heart, and a thirteen all on his arm. I was talking to him the other day, and this is what he told me.
"Do you remeber how you would call my stomach 'The Hairy Bagle'. I want to get that as a tattoo on my stomach. Then when you ask whats for dinner, I put cream cheese on my stomach and say "A nice hot bagle, Baby!"."
So yeah, and he wants to get a Princess Celestia tramp stamp, lool. Which I'm totally cool with, because hell be the one screwed with a pony tattoo on his butt crack.
Now, the thing about this is, hes serious. If he does get the tramp stamp, Ill post pictures looll. (Never thought I'd post a picture of my dad's crack on here)
And sorry for no Weekly blogs....it might be the end to their reign, unless you guys still want em (Which i know you dont care)