people at walmart love the BAP

so the BAP can normally be found hanging around the Wal-mart here in Beeville. what i think is funny about it is that the staff actually asked if i was apart of it. you see, every few weekends Skyguy would take me, xeno, and scrapper to walmart and we'd basically just screw around. now i cant walk past the staff without screwing with them. just yesterday i walked in and saw two female employees standing around doing nothing, so i skipped past them while saying, "Like a boss!" now whenever they see me they acknowledge me as "Boss"
what's even better is that i feel like im brightening up their day. i started blaring Bronycorps. on my phone in the Electronic section and to my surprise they didnt call management on me.
whenever people ask who i am i say "hi my name is Redmon Frosts and i am a proud member of the BAP." they always ask what BAP stands for, to which i always reply with "Brony Acquisition Program, good day."
my life is freakin sweet