the trouble with tendrils

chocolatechip is wondering down a path, stopping infront of a large stone gate
he reads the words , engraved on the arc of the gate
"only the fair may enter? Looks like this calls for...." he pulls a maid outfit from his backpack
"... the gender blender dress 6000, thanks zeypher for letting me keep this."

He puts on the dress, turns the bow to "female" and is covered in a white light, when the light fades, he is now a she
"huh, guess id better make a female name for myself, truffle sounds good enough ."
she smiles and runs through the gate , emerging into a vine covered forest/swamp area

"So i need 34 vines? Ok , better pull out something to cut them".
She pulls out a chainsaw and begins to chop the vines
" 1, 2, 3, 4,5,6..."
As she`s counting, the vines behind her begin to move...
" 30,31, 32,33,34.... AHHHH! "
She screams as she lifted up by her back hooves, dropping her chainsaw.


"'Let! me! go! " she shouts, kicking the vines.
"H-hey! what are you doing! " she stuggles as the vines worm around her body, completely draping her in vines.
slowly the vines worm their way to the belt that controls the gender switch power on the suit, turning it off, and reverting truffle back into chocolatechip.

Suddenly, a booming voice echoes through the forest , " YOU DARE TRY TO DECIEVE THE FOREST!? I SHALL DEAL WITH YOU MYSELF, WELP!" A booming , rhthymic thud begins to get close and closer, the vines dropping chocolatechip, dropping him to the floor
" Alright then! i think i can handle an overgrown weed!" he yells, pciking up the chainsaw.

Just when the thudding couldnt get louder, IT came from the trees ( reference pic http://nick.mtvnimages.com/nick-assets/video/images/avatar/swamp-3.jpg?format=jpeg&matteColor=white)
a green, hulking monstrosity, with vines everywhere.

"so you dont like it when your decieved eh?" CC asked, switching the belt to female once more, his masculine features becoming even more feminine then it was as a male. "lets see how you like being turned into a seaweed wrap!" she yelled, jumping at the beast, chainsaw raised.

It counted by trying to crush her, slamming its arm into the bog, trapping it in the peat surface.
" i dont have much time, so im gonna finish this quick!" she said to herself,running along the beasts trapped appendage.

"HYPER CHAINSAW SLASH!" she bellowed, slicing and dicing the monster with her chainsaw, as she landed, the monster burst apart, vanquished.

"looks like ive got more tendrils then i needed" she sighed, crossing it off her list." time to switch back methinks" as she changed back to her original form." i see why zepyher has these, i mean added speed? Great!" he giggled, running off to her next item on the list.




meanwhile in the swamp, the monster reformed.... " she may have gotten away for now, but one day, one day, she will feel our wrath once more...."