Twilight Sparkle: The Fresh Princess of Ponyville

Now this is the story, all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, if you will
I'll tell you how I became the Princess of a town called Ponyville

In downtown Canterlot, born and raised
In the library was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, readin', relaxin' all cool
And all, studying magic right after school

When an ancient mare, who was up to no good,
Was about to make some trouble in the neighborhood
I saw the warnings, but my teacher wasn't thrilled
She said "You're gonna go make some friends in Ponyville."

I begged and pleaded with her, day after day
But she packed my bags and sent me on my way
She gave me a hug, and then she gave me my ticket
I pulled out a book and said "I might as well kick it!"

First class, wow, this is bad
Drinking apple cider from a champagne glass
Is this what the ponies of Ponyville living like?
Huh, this might be alright!

I whistled for a chariot and when it came near
The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything, I could say it was Celestia's will
But I thought "Nah, forget it, onward, to Ponyville!"

I pulled up to the library about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the steeds, "Goodbye, smell you later!"
I looked at my kingdom, I was just so thrilled
To claim the throne as the Princess of Ponyville.​