What a funny day

I'm sorry, but the day is only half over and already more has happened than in the last week.
It's pretty hilarious.

The day began slowly as always, but this morning I woke to some presents from my parents, sister, and (apparently) my dog. One of them was a bag of donuts that I didn't realize until recently I was supposed to eat for breakfast. Eh, that's not a healthy breakfast anyways.

So first hour at school went normally, nothing worth mentioning happened. We're doing a special thing today (because it's <3's and /)'s day) where all the girls get heart necklaces. Any guys who get the girl to respond to them get the heart. If you have fifteen hearts by the end of the day, you get some kinda prize. I dunno, I think it's a cup. There were some people getting REALLY into this throughout the day. I saw some freshman screaming his head off at a girl to give him the stupid necklace, so I walked up to him and said "Hey, kid, you're a [redacted]," and kept walking. Turned around at the end of the hallway to see the girl walking along with her heart and the kid slumped over walking the other direction.

Second hour was when the fun started. Over the intercom, we were given a message that the school was going into soft lockdown until further notice due to a string of burglaries somewhere in the southern part of town. Nobody thought anything of it, but a lot of the seniors were angry because they were no longer allowed to leave the school for lunch. Angry seniors are fun to watch. c:

Lunch comes around and I had a bit of trouble with my friends. Most of them are girls (I only have one guy friend :I) and nearly none of them would talk to me because they still had their heart virginity. Took me around five minutes to assure them that I wanted nothing to do with the contest in the first place. A few pissed off seniors made their way to our table somehow and ranted about how angry they are. Lunch ended with me somehow being deemed the wimpiest person at the table after receiving multiple hugs and nearly crying about it.

Around sixth hour an announcement was made proclaiming soft lockdown over. My class was right next to the community college attached to the school, and we could hear all of them begin simultaneously cheering. Those walls really need to be soundproofed.

Seventh hour went without incident. Came home and ate a donut. Typed this. And this. And this. You get the point.

I dunno, just thought I should share my funny day with y'all.

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