Ya rubes (Poem by Hatta Pennyworth)

-Ya rubes-

Ya rubes
The candy floss was toasty as a shish kebab
I thought I was gonna die
But
The janitor was berry friendly
Berry friendly
Like the Italian peninsula
Pirate supremacy
From another dimension
The land of mushrooms
I really must get back
My darling duck and three pigs need me
Come on down, captain
But first
Look to one, then to the other. Pity the foal.
Those wardrobe buggers
Don't let them get your retinals
I'll be in my lab
Doing parkour
Ya rubes