Welcome to the blog of Queen Chrysalis~ What I talk about is random. Whether it's ponies or IRL stuff, It'll be posted here. I'll be posting at my leisure, so don't bother expecting daily bog posts.
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    (Disclaimer: This is a Satire. This has no bearing on any canon!)
    Today in Ponyville News, it seem a local artist, named Derpy Hooves, has reported being abused by her client. She looked confused and rather... perplexed about the situation. The poor mare has no idea what the cause was and commented with "I don't know what went wrong."
  2. Disclaimer: This a satire. This isn't a shipping... unless your into Chrysi x Celestia, then fair enough.


    You know that awkward moment when you wake up from a hang over? It's not pleasant, especially when you find out that you've been with someone. Chrysalis knows this pain and woke up this morning with Celestia resting on her. It was reported that Chrysalis got extremely drunk off a local popular liquor because of her crippling loneliness. She got together with Celestia whom got done with a Royal Party and was also rather drunk. She invited Celestia to her hive and this was the end result.

    Drink Responsibly Fillies and Gentalcolts~
  3. David Draiman recently made a opinion based rebuttal to Gene Simmon's came to rock being "dead". Gene's mention of this happened in September of last year. Draimen explained that as long as a band has a desire to continue what they do best and enjoy doing it, then there is no reason not to. He made a strong impression that Rock is far from "dead". In fact, I agree. While a lot of music isn't all that great now a days, Rock still rolls strong. With Disturded returning to the ring once more, this is more than true that Rock is not dead.
  4. My day ended up being pretty bad today. It started off with me and my friend mat being unable to get the new Disturbed album at all. All the typical stores we go to, Best Buy and Wal-Mart, just didn't have it. With Wal-Mart, they said they would have it tomorrow. I personally think that they didn't bring it in today, just so they can have the albums edited and censored up the ass.

    The other thing that happened today is that we wanted to go to this golf club in the area to have fun at the driving range. It was 3.5 miles from where we lived and we called a cab. It turns out we got a super *squee!*y woman who made us pay 17 dollars even though the trip's typical cost is 12 dollars. Her excuse is that it was in a different town, even though it wasn't. She just didn't know where it was and then proceeded to blame my friend mat for not knowing where it is. Long story short, we are not using that taxi service again.

    We did have fun on the driving range at least though due to that *squee!* driving the taxi, we were short on money to go home. We ended up walking the 3.5 miles back. We hit up a few stores along the way to get water to keep us hydrated. We also went to a Subway and a Burger King for food since we were really hungry. My friend mat payed for Subway and I got Burger King myself. I know, I know. Having Burger King just after having Subway isn't a healthy way to go, but we were *squee!*ing super hungry.

    I'm now home and resting. I went ahead and took a shower to get the grime of the day off. Man am I bushed. I'll sure be sleeping well tonight after today's ordeal.
  5. I know I already made a post on it but I figure making a blog post too it amp it up.

    Just today, a friend of mine started up the DC and Marvel Satire New group. It's like The Onion, but with superheroes and Super villains of the DC/Marvel universes. Come on over and join the fun. Make funny satires about your fave superheroes and villains. Also, don't forget to like and share!

    To Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/995075783877272/

    To thread on this Forum: http://www.everypony.com/threads/the-dc-and-marvel-satire-news.18104/#post-699778
  6. I know it's kinda useless to be making constant updates for this issue but my 'friend' is FINALLY returning tomorrow and the reckoning will begin. I'm letting him have it and I have backup incase things get violent. But I will finally get to have a chance to my true feelings about what he has been doing for the past few months. His unacceptable behavior will be dealt with. The stress has me on edge with his arrival creeping ever closer. With him arriving in a little less than 24 hours.

    Wish me luck everyone. It'll go one of three ways.

    The best thing happens: He understands and we work out a reasonable deal.

    The childish thing happens: He decides to move out early and renounces our friendship entirely.

    The worst possible thing (No Rarity jokes intended) happens: He attacks me and I have my backup/witness deal with him while I get away and call the police.

  7. This one has had me in a tizzy since the comments for the song Fire It Up have been following in. I am starting to hate some of my fellow fans for being so closed minded. I've been skimming through and seeing a lot of hate for the song merely for the fact that the song was referencing the use of weed. I will admit the tone shift was a bit of a brick wall to the face but it was far from a horrible song, but so many others are ready to dismiss the song as horrible without hearing the full album first.

    I am at a loss to what to even do or say. I suppose the changing views of the current society can be the blame for this but I'm sorry, a song is not automatically bad just for having a weed reference. A opinion like that is childish, though I cannot stop anyone from saying that. It's my own opinion of course. Though I know for a fact that a few I've talked to about it on here would agree that this *squee!* is asinine and childish.

    I'm not one to get too worked up over a few Youtube comments too often unless they were directed at me directly at me, but this was making my blood boil. It still is. I personally have lost a lot of faith in humanity if they are going to overreact at a song like this. Though I guess it is to be expected since practically almost everyone in the USA are brainwashed idiots that'll believe anything the government says.
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    It's as the title says. Though I suppose I should explain. For most of this new month, I've been stressed to hell because of a up coming talk with a friend of mine. I'm putting my foot down after all he has been doing. To put it in short, he has been freeloading off my place, he has been mooching off my money lately, Mooching off my food, On his console all day, Raging at said games, Complaining about the stupidest stuff, and whining about no places of business in the area will hire him since they always seem to go in favor of the less experienced. That's a good chunk of it to put it in perspective.

    Oh, I nearly forgot. He has been also bagging on my good friend who is not very stable money wise atm. IDK why, my friend is doing that. He just rattles off all these issues he has with my good friend to me whenever we are away from my good friend. Some of it is issues that can be fixed, other things are just petty grievances.

    I've been so stressed that my sleep schedule is nearly not existent. If I do get sleep, it's usually during the afternoons. If I was unhappy or angry before sleeping, I'll sometimes wake up depressed later on. I've been battling my fatigue and emotions for the past few days and it's been a living hell. The anger is driving me to insanity just about.

    Thankfully, my friend will be returning the 6th. So I can resolve those situation then, though the convo will not be very peaceful for long. I can just tell. With my friends erratic behavior lately before he left on his vacation, I can tell that I'm going to be provoking the bull, in a matter of speaking.
  9. I don't know who if you have heard, but President Barack Obama, in all his 'wisdom', decides to declare that Mount Rushmore is racially insensitive and the faces will be destroyed. This among many other things have me facepalming.

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    I normally don't do reviews for games but I've been super hyped about this one~ I'm doing a 'Outside Looking In' review which is a review as someone who has seen a let's play/playthrough of the game.

    Axiom Verge... The name alone just sounds unusual. It piques your interest to what it is. From this screenshot, it looks like a basic scifi 2D platformer~ That's the beauty of it. That curiously will drive you to find gameplay or a chance to download it yourself. What you get presented with is an experience. One that hasn't been see since the days of Super Metroid. The best part is, this game was made 100% by one person, Thomas Happ. Yes one person. The music, the gameplay, the all out experience... It's all by one guy. The kinda game he built is one with obvious heart and soul poured into it. The years spent making this game ended with a satisfying feedback from gamers.

    To give you an idea, here is my top 3 fave track from the Axiom Verge soundtrack~​

    Do you feel chills listening to them? Do you feel a sense of atmosphere with them? If so, then you are feeling only half the experience. These are only 3 of the many tracks made by Thomas Happ. Their place in the game make them atmospheric in ways that makes you feel like you are playing Super Metroid all over again. I personally love the music and how it works so well with the environments presented. The thing is, this goes beyond just being a Metroid clone. This game is actually so much more. The items and weapons you get provide new ways to kill your foes. The new upgrade you get help you navigate the harsh terrains of the planet. The power ups make your weapons so much stronger against stronger foes.

    The best piece of this? The Story. The things that ties this game together the most. You play as Trace, a young scientist with high aspirations. Due to an accident in his lab, which leads to an explosion, he goes blind, is unable to walk, and goes into a deep coma. He awakes on the Planet Sudra which is way different form any planet you'll ever see. Trace is greeted by a voice that tells him to obtain a close by weapon and thus his journey begins to understand his purpose. Why he is on this odd planet and maybe find a way to get off. Along the way you find strange and new things. Learn about mind bending secrets and discover the truth about who you really are.

    The part that most makes this like Metroid is the secrets and puzzles in the game. There are boundless secrets to discover and glitch worlds to find. You cans use your weapons to defeat foes and traverse most secrets that would normally elude you. For avid Metroid buffs, the exploration ans item finding will be the best part for them.

    In conclusion, this is a action-shooter platformer that anyone can check out. It's an experience that will leave you wanting more for sure. For Metroid buffs, this game is the answer for the lack of decent Metroid titles. A game that is close enough to a Metroid game to be enjoyable. As one Ronny Onny Edwards once said "For a scifi game, there is a lot of magic in the air." I agree with that sentiment. Axiom Verge is a magical experience that I'd defiantly recommend to anyone, whether you watch or play.​
  11. The Zombie Apocalypse is already here. I can hear you saying 'what?'. Trust me, the zombies are here. Just not in the undead, flesh eating form. It's in the form of brainwashed people who have a electronic device, that isn't a laptop, glued to their face. Seriously. Anyone that has fallen for this corporate propaganda, has their face shoved in some electronic device watching Netflix, texting, vine video making, or doing the latest update on their life. None of it for practical reasons at all.

    I get it. The devices are convenient, but that isn't an excuse to be a brainwashed zombie. Seriously, People cannot take at least one minute to look away and be socially active with other people. They spend every waking hour staring at a blue lit screen. What is so enticing that you have to constantly stare and cause eye damage to yourself? Some may not get hardly any bed rest at all either, just laying in bed staring at that screen of their choice. Anything involving Apple Phones, Ipods, Ipads, Kindles, the latest Smartphones; just to keep up is plain asinine. I'd like to read a actual book thank you very much. I'd like to sip a coffee and enjoy conversation with a actual person at a coffee shop of my choosing. Not having my face in a screen the whole time.

    Is society so boring that we need something to shove in our faces? If so, it's the most pathetic thing ever. You don't need to talk to anyone to have fun either! Take a walk around town, walk through a forest. Hell, do anything that isn't shoving a electronic in your face. Being out and about is about getting away from home comforts, not shoving them into every facet of your life, unlike what that one Adult Swim ad says.

    I know this rant will most likely go unheeded but whatever, I'm just stating my opinion on this matter. In anycase, if you do have your opinion, I'd like to hear it. Got a counter argument to what I said? I'd like to hear it. Well, as long as it isn't: 'You're being a jerk and electronics are the best thing ever! You don't get it.' I honestly don't want to 'get it'. I want to get away from it.

    Your lovely Changeling Queen, Chrysalis~
  12. This July has been rather hit and miss for the beginning of he month. The fireworks for the 4th were great but the walk back home that night was kinda bad due to one of my friends getting pelted by a full soda with ice. It was one of those foam XL cups of dark soda too. My friend was super pissed.

    Shortly after that when we got our second wave of grocery shopping done, a resident who was obviously high insulted my friend by calling him a dumbass for not liking the Save A Lot brand pizzas. He wanted to deck that stoner for saying that. I honestly don't blame him, though I try to ignore that crap.

    The best part is when the fire alarms went off for at least 5 to 10 seconds at 9 am because some jackoff probably accidentally pulled the alarms. I just had my dark roast and moved on with my day, which was awesome BTW. I know I mentioned it earlier in my status but we met a metal head playing around with some guitars in a local pawn shop I go to on occasion. This guy was really good with the electric guitar.

    So yeah, that's how things have been so far. Here's hoping I have more better than crappy days ahead.

    - Your lovely Queen, Chrysalis~
  13. Okay. Before I start off, I have to say that I am a supporter of the LBGT movement. What I'm ranting about is the labeling that still exists.

    You wanna know what's really bothering me lately? The government. I'll openly admit I'm not much of a political person but this is really a kick to the shin. I mean sure, the Supreme Court is declaring Gay Marriage as legal in ALL states. That's nice an all, but what has me is the labeling behind it still. Any form of labeling is basically what is separating us into these groups. Already in reaction to all states being required by law to legalize gay marriage, some southern states are stopping allowance for any persons to get married or the heinous reports of a priest making an attempt at burning himself over the topic.

    This is that stuff I've learn to expect and it severely grinds my gears that people don't see that labeling only is fanning the flames. So flippin' what if gay marriage is legal in all states? They are still being labeled as 'gay'. It's honestly all so the government can make money off the LBGT movements by looking like they care about the struggles. They don't care. To them it's just another scheme to get money into their already over inflated pockets, no matter how good it seems on the surface. I guess I could go on and on with what's wrong with America and it's people but I don't have the patience for this stuff anymore. I tend to ignore it but the more I think about this... gah.

    So yeah, think or say what you will about this. I'm not asking for a debate though I know it'll happen. I'm not pushing it any father than this so yeah.
  14. I don't know what it is lately but I've been on a odd streak of staying up late and sleeping the day away again. And I just broke that habit a sort while back. I'm not sure why, but I'm getting back into being nocturnal again. I'm probably going to try and get some sleep in a few hours but I just wanted to let everypony know what's going on.

    I guess my sleep schedule is out of wack for a few reasons, but it's mostly personal related reasons. One of my big habits is gaming while others sleep, which is one of my major reasons for getting no sleep at night. I end up sleeping the day away and feel like a vampire because of my more night owlishness~ Meh, either way I'll try to get on later today if I can... but I'm not going to hold my breath.
  15. I'll admit it's been a while. It's crazy to come back to an updated forum. It'll take getting use to after being banned for a little over a month's worth of time. I'll admit I was lurking mostly during my ban. I just couldn't keep away. I've seen things grow and change. Though it did suck to be locked out from interaction, it was nice to see that things were still kickin' anyway.

    My life in while I've been gone has been busy. Keeping this apartment afloat has been a bit difficult with three people around. Myself and two friends. It's kinda crazy to be with them a lot but it's pretty fun when there are not many issues. So yeah, life has been pretty good, but hard.

    Truthfully it's good to be back though. I'm happy to see members on here and I had fun last night watching Tyro play games on his stream. Admitably, it was my first time doing that since joining, but I figured why not. I was bored anyway. So yeah.