Doctor Samurai's Satanic Bedtime Stories

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  1. Narrow

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    The Night Before One of My Episodes
    All in the house was silent, EXCEPT FOR THE MEAT IN YOUR FACE HEAD
    OH GOD IT BURNS WHY CANT I FEEL MY FINGERS IN mMY FINGERS IN MY FINGERS
    YOUR HAM WHISPERS TO ME
    nmhjugftrGJCN VJNM CVGJNMJ 0 JBH BXHUJcm jsgtfy12c .bh140xvcvg
    INSIDE MY BOXING GLOVE, I HEAR YOUR SOUL WHIdgfMPER FOR THE LEATHER
    2.3BHNTJ6Y7KJ8LYHBJhtgfh13TNJNJFT6BNMJ.3.3ybTVBGNHhssdfgYTNhghvgffdfddfhnj225525sxxccxcdc cfnvfnbajkGFJKCG,ZXZ BVFRBVTNH
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    Eventually, I'll get bored and type something else. Maybe a haiku about homeless people.
     
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    You could probably pass this off as concrete poetry.
     
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    This is better than at least five international best-sellers.
     
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    I started of with that little bit, then began to attack my keyboard and piece together words. Then I got bored and left what's left in a jumble.
     
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    I would jump in with, "Still a better love story than Twilight" but I think I'd rather say:

    Still more worthy of being a bestseller than Fifty Shades of Grey.
     

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