Portal 2 [spoiler alert]

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  1. Steelion

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    Who loves Portal 2? I do!
    What is your favorite line? Mine is when GLaDOS says, "Well, if we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity!" lol

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    Hmm... DROP THAT SPOON MISTER!!! >:(
    I'm actually making my own little puzzle level/game that was influenced by Portal... I don't have a name for it though. :( Although I do have a name for the gun.

    Ready? I call it the...
    The G.U.N.

    MAGNIFICENT? Right?

    I don't know what that stands for yet though... Maybe, The G.U.N.'s Ultimate Name :grin:

    Soooooo... That would make it a name within a name times affinity...

    :O Your mind = BLOWN!!! :derpe:

    But enough about LBP. ONWARD WITH THE PORTAL 2!!!

    I think my favorite quote(s) would have to be from Wheatley. The part where he counts down to drop. Then he's like, "They said if I ever detached myself... I would DIE!" (Same with the flashlight) And then he says, "Nononononono... That's too high. I'm scared. I'm scared." (something like that :D)
     
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    So, did anyone save the turret from redemption? If so, did you listen to it until it stopped talking? IT KNOWS ALL. I call it the spoiler turret.

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    G.U.N. - Gun of Unlimited Nonsense?

    Anyway, haven't yet played/buy'd Portal 2. I liked the first one, maybe the second one'll be even better...
     
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    No clue why ponies and portal go so well together
     
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    I can't read what that says. :cry:
     
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    I think my favourite line from Portal 2 has to be from GLaDOS.... but she has so many good ones! I don't know how to do that spoiler thing, so I'll just use my favourite line from the trailer.

    "Look, we both did a lot of things you're going to regret. But I think we can put that behind us. For science. You monster."
     
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    My fav has to be Cave Johnson and his Lemons rant:
    "When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
    and also all the Vitrified Doors =)
     
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    Me dad's playing it this minute!!
     
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    I love the quotes from the "bad" turrets, the voice and the way they deliver their lines is just hilarious
    Especially when you put the bad turret into the assembly line checker to sabotage Glados

    But yeah, nothing beats the lemons rant, I love how they made Glados chip in to it too:
    "Yeah, burn those lemons!"
     
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    Portal 2 such a fun game! I've run through it a couple times. My best time is 2 hrs:13 min:50 sec:20 ms. Also, as previously mentioned in another thread, I'm part of the Portal 2 pony mod! :D
     
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    "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
    "This is the part where he kills you."
    Those are some of my favorite parts, along with the Cave Johnson lemon rant.
     
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    For me nothing will beat the part when you escape from Wheatley's spiky metal death plate trap. Then, when you run and he tries to get you to come back, actually walking back to him triggers a priceless moment where Wheatly tries to convince you to jump down into the pit. He even said there were ponies down there!!!
     
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    Pony mod, you say? I WANT IN NAO.
     
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    Man I effing love Portal! There are only 3 things in life that im obsessed with and Portal is one of them. lol.
    Im even planning to cosplay as GlaDOS.
    Also there are so many good lines it's hard to pick.
    I have to say I like When GlaDOS has a 'GLaDOSgasm' lmao.
    I also love how she keeps telling Chell she is fat.
    I love when Wheatley speaks in a 'American accent' lol
    and the part where he kills you and when he tries to get you to jump down... Pony farm. xD
     
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    this game was epic. I loved glados as a potato haha xD
     
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    The lemon rant. Easily.
     
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    Portal 2 has to be my most favorite of the series and Can be hard sometimes.

    [video=youtube;iIejAv3yA7o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIejAv3yA7o[/video]

    Valve needs to make this happen in a patch or Portal 3.


    Hey look it's Wheatly's Sister. lol :3
     
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    I, for one, LOVE PORTAL 2 MORE THAN ANY OTHER GAME.
    Possibly even more than Portal.
    Portal was the first game i ever beat, and Portal 2 the second. I beat them both this summer.

    My favourite quote....
    I have a few.

    The first is in the beginning when you're trying to get the Portal Gun, and the announcer says,
    "But if the laws of physics don't apply in the future... God help you."

    Wheatley: "Let there be light. ...That was... God. ...I was quoting God."

    GLaDOS: "You know that old equation. Comedy = Tragedy + Time. So i guess it's actually PRETTY funny when you do the math."
    "Hello. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."

    Adventure Core: "Now... are you sure you have everything under control? You know... because there seem to be a lot of things on FIRE."

    Fact Sphere: "Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long."

    Space Core: "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE."




    [The Space Core one was a joke.]

    These are just a few. Being a HILARIOUS game, i obviously have more quotes, but i can't think of any more at the moment. Plus, i just listed a lot.
     
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    OOOOOH! OOH! I LOOOOOOOOVE the part at the beginning of Chapter 9!!!!1!!!one!!11!

    GLaDOS: "This is the part where he kills us."
    Wheatley: "Hello! This is the part where i kill you!"
    CHAPTER 9:
    THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

    PRICELESS.
     

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