Granted, but it turns into a messenger bag as soon as you put it on. I wish I knew what to put as my forum sig.
Granted, but as soon as you get good they take the game mode offline forever! I wish to get a high mark on my film project!
Granted, but you go blind. Also, your hands get chopped off, so you can't read Braille either. I wish shipping and duty wouldn't cost so much on WeLoveFine's merch.
Granted, everything is now twice as expensive, but the shipping is free! I wish for an anteater buddy.
Granted, but you can only use them to wish for G3.5 toys. And using them results in a swift kick to the nuts. I wish I was immune to the common cold.
Granted, you get nothing and, as a bonus, you also get gonorrhea. I wish we got 3 episodes of MLP a week instead of one.