Corrupt Wishes

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    Granted, but it turns into a messenger bag as soon as you put it on.

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    Granted. Now it's raining. Piss.

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    Granted, but as soon as you get good they take the game mode offline forever!

    I wish to get a high mark on my film project!
     
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    Granted! You still fail the course.




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    Granted, but you go blind. Also, your hands get chopped off, so you can't read Braille either.

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    Granted, everything is now twice as expensive, but the shipping is free!




    I wish for an anteater buddy.
     
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    Granted, it pokes your eye out

    I wish for some peelz here!
     
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    Granted. They are orange peels.




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    Granted, your blind

    I wish I hadn't posted this
     
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    Granted. You now have my blind.




    I wish for more pony.
     
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    granted, G3 (#imsooriginal)

    I wish for a high five
     
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    Granted! You get a $5 bill fashioned into a cocaine straw.




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    Granted, they are from the movie batman and robin

    I wish or your avatar
     
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    Granted. You only get the head.



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    Granted. You get Davy Jones' beard.
    I wish for 3 more wishes.
     
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    Granted, but you can only use them to wish for G3.5 toys. And using them results in a swift kick to the nuts.

    I wish I was immune to the common cold.
     
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    Granted, it evolves so it can still infect you

    I wish for nothing
     
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    Granted, you get nothing and, as a bonus, you also get gonorrhea.

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    Granted, they're all voiced by Karkat.

    I wish I was awesome
     

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