Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Metro

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    Granted, MLP ends.

    I wish Justin Beiber died at birth.
     
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    Granted.Now millions of people are trying to murder you and sue Hasbro for creating MLP.

    I wish for some gold ingots in Minecraft.
     
    #5822 Diamond, Mar 1, 2015
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    Granted, but they are as good as your hand.

    I wish for rof hsiw I
     
    #5823 MidnightSun, Apr 7, 2015
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    Granted, but you die.

    I wish I could kill Diamond Tiara.

    Sent from my pet rock using a Toyota
     
    #5824 MorphinBrony, Apr 7, 2015
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    Granted. I hope that you like the zombie version of her.

    I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
     
    #5825 Heimdall, Apr 7, 2015
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    Granted, you are sent to hell.

    I wish for everything to go wrong.

    Sent from my pet rock using a Toyota
     
    #5826 MorphinBrony, Apr 7, 2015
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    Granted: But everything goes even more wrong than before.

    I wish I could hug everypony~
     
    #5827 Azeth, Apr 7, 2015
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    Granted, but you only hug a single pony named Everypony.
    I wish for a duck.
     
    #5828 MidnightSun, Apr 14, 2015
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    Granted, the duck is homicidal.

    I wish for free food.

    Sent from my pet rock using a Toyota
     
    #5829 MorphinBrony, Apr 14, 2015
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    Granted, but "free" means legally free!

    I wish for more wishes! :D
     
    #5830 MidnightSun, Apr 14, 2015
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    Granted: But with each new wish you make, you become more like an amputee.

    I wish to be immortal for all times!
     
    #5831 Azeth, Apr 18, 2015
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    Granted; you also get the power to make others immortal, so you don't outlive everyone you care about.

    I wish for the ability to call in consequence-free Napalm strikes.
     
    #5832 Toaster Repair Pony, Apr 18, 2015
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    ^ is being stalked
     
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    ^ is surprised by my power to open ponies up~ *kisses his cheek* Hehehehehe~
     
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    I only listed a few of the lunatics I've got running around up here.

    Let's see... there's Nightshade, Silver, Blackout, Cricket, Winter, Static, Holly, Hemlock, Blackheart, Flint, Match, Moon...

    "That's enough."

    Okay. Anyway, the letter A is not what draws them to me.
     
    #5833 Fenris Rose, Aug 1, 2015
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    I wish the database hadn't gotten all these posts all funky.
     
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    Granted, everything was just randomly deleted instead.

    I wish I could remember what I was gonna do tonight.
     
    #5835 Fenris Rose, Sep 23, 2017
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    Granted! You were going to clip your grandmother's toenails and pop the boil on her back.

    I wish for a game console with every game ever made.
     
    #5836 Rockout E. Stringer, Sep 23, 2017
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    Granted! It only has a composite connection and displays at 128 x 128

    I wish I could reach the itch on my back.
     
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    Granted. You have adamantium claws that will scratch that itch... along with all of your skin.

    I wish I could actually stand the smell and taste of peanut butter.
     
    #5838 Rockout E. Stringer, Sep 24, 2017
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    Granted. Now everything smells and tastes like peanut butter.

    I wish I could play harmonica
     
    #5839 Dragonbait, Sep 24, 2017
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    Granted. You learn to play it while serving a life sentence in prison.

    I wish my plushies could talk.
     
    #5840 Rockout E. Stringer, Sep 24, 2017
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