Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Metro

    Metro That's not very Coco Chanel of you.
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    Granted, MLP ends.

    I wish Justin Beiber died at birth.
     
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    Granted.Now millions of people are trying to murder you and sue Hasbro for creating MLP.

    I wish for some gold ingots in Minecraft.
     
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    Granted, but they are as good as your hand.

    I wish for rof hsiw I
     
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    Granted, but you die.

    I wish I could kill Diamond Tiara.

    Sent from my pet rock using a Toyota
     
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    Granted. I hope that you like the zombie version of her.

    I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
     
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    MorphinBrony Me me big boy
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    Granted, you are sent to hell.

    I wish for everything to go wrong.

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    Granted: But everything goes even more wrong than before.

    I wish I could hug everypony~
     
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    Granted, but you only hug a single pony named Everypony.
    I wish for a duck.
     
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    MorphinBrony Me me big boy
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    Granted, the duck is homicidal.

    I wish for free food.

    Sent from my pet rock using a Toyota
     
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    Granted, but "free" means legally free!

    I wish for more wishes! :D
     
  11. Poisonous Nightmare

    Poisonous Nightmare ~EP's lovely Changeling Queen~
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    Granted: But with each new wish you make, you become more like an amputee.

    I wish to be immortal for all times!
     
  12. Toaster Repair Pony

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    Granted; you also get the power to make others immortal, so you don't outlive everyone you care about.

    I wish for the ability to call in consequence-free Napalm strikes.
     
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    ^ is being stalked
     
  14. Poisonous Nightmare

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    ^ is surprised by my power to open ponies up~ *kisses his cheek* Hehehehehe~
     
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    Vanagandr Destroyer of Worlds
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    I only listed a few of the lunatics I've got running around up here.

    Let's see... there's Nightshade, Silver, Blackout, Cricket, Winter, Static, Holly, Hemlock, Blackheart, Flint, Match, Moon...

    "That's enough."


    Okay. Anyway, the letter A is not what draws them to me.
     
  16. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    I wish the database hadn't gotten all these posts all funky.
     
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    Vanagandr Destroyer of Worlds
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    Granted, everything was just randomly deleted instead.

    I wish I could remember what I was gonna do tonight.
     
  18. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Granted! You were going to clip your grandmother's toenails and pop the boil on her back.

    I wish for a game console with every game ever made.
     
  19. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted! It only has a composite connection and displays at 128 x 128

    I wish I could reach the itch on my back.
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Granted. You have adamantium claws that will scratch that itch... along with all of your skin.

    I wish I could actually stand the smell and taste of peanut butter.
     
  21. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. Now everything smells and tastes like peanut butter.

    I wish I could play harmonica
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Granted. You learn to play it while serving a life sentence in prison.

    I wish my plushies could talk.
     

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