Celli

....something just sliced straight through my neck

I just wet my pants.

Peeing my pants.

I've literally just been beheaded..... something sliced straight through my neck... my neck hurts.

Help me, something sliced straight through my *squee!*ing neck! I think I've been decapitated!

I've been beheaded! My head's falling off!

My head's really falling off! Fukk! I think I'm about to die....

I think I've been beheaded. Something actually just sliced right through my neck......

Greetings.