Fenris Rose

All genuine badasses are old ladies.

Did you not know this?

Are you saying that Ridley is a old lady? Wait until he gets those plane tickets...

It sucks, but... lots of overtime.

Better than having no work when you need it I guess.

Any idea for how long?

Could be a week, could be a month or more. Not sure at this point.

She ain't dead yet. And why pasta? That just seems like a waste of food.

Fine...when she dies, may she rest in...Matrix

We have a same situation.At least my mom is getting better...
Sorry anyway...

Very well. Your first task is to find a bear and arm wrestle it.

Okeh, I won...now w0t?

You can cause a lot of mayhem with the Razor and illusion magic...

Illusions is essentially mind control to some point. That plus the razor... well Mayhem will be your middle name.

You're welcome.

Maybe for most, but I know how to survive in the wilderness. It's surviving in civilization that has me baffled.

The wilderness...No laws...Only men...animals...Diseases...bugs...no food...Hunting...Oh god I hate the wilderness!

Lol
This would be a good time to mention you should of invested in something in 2009, but I won't bother ;-) second chance coming soon, and it comes for free.

HA GOT 'EM!

It knew it was going towards you, so he just retreated and ended up dissipating itself.

So, Katrina Jr?

Ridley is not little baby man. He is stronk, he punches hurricane in face!

Throws grenade,kills 40 people. Grenade explodes.

Wow, I saw that on 9gag some time ago. Not remember how long though. I think a pair of weeks.

It's been around for at least a decade. I first heard it back in high school.

Yeah, it is old. Last time I saw it was on 9gag as I said.

Better do something to contain all that extra manliness then, before it becomes sentient and starts trying to mount and/or fight the furniture.

I suggest a nice dress.

But how are- how are you manlier than the manliest man DustyKatt?! IT IS ILLOGICAL!

Excuse you? I am much manlier than you.

"Microsoft Visual Studio has installed successfully. Please tell Microsoft about this problem."

How'd you know? That was the program that I was trying to uninstall when everything crashed.

Microsoft doesn't like their stuff getting uninstalled.

I did that for a bit. Actually quite enjoyed it.

The work itself is fine, but the heat sucks.
101°F (38.3°C) with no air conditioning.

Worst I had was a few freezing mornings, and one afternoon insulating the inside of a roof. That was the hottest I've ever been in my life.

Forget that, there's no time!

You're going to have to dance naked through the street. At least until lunchtime.

Ask Three Days Grace

If You want to start a riot get a group of people to start fighting over something. Then wait till that argument escalates to the point where the police are involved. Then wait for other people to get involved and if you prefer,stay away from the crowd and spectate with a bottle of soda and a bagof popcorn at hand which you can get from you local movie theatre. Thats all.

Nope! U miss so much when u watch the English version.

Depends on the series. Some are improved by English. Some are even canonically meant to be in English.

Are you being held at gunpoint by the Taco Bell owners?

No, I just like Taco Bell.

Me too

In the search, type "services.msc" and scroll down to "Windows Updates. Enter that and select the Startup Type to: "Disabled."

I recommend enabling this every so often for security updates.

Homepage for what browser, by the way? I'm guessing Firefox? AFAIK nothing of the kind has been passed through Windows Updates. Perhaps it was something else?

The search bar next to the Start button, that is.

Also make sure to hit "Stop" or else it'll keep running until you restart the computer, then you'll be fine.

I request an edit comment button.

do u now?! hmm..well my reality is pretty awesome lol

Mine's better. It has nachos!

Mine has Adam Savage!