NotWhatWeExpected
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NotWhatWeExpected

Today is tomorrow New Zealand, Male, 23, from Kansas

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Where are all these bloody spam bots coming from? Dec 16, 2016

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    1. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      Where are all these bloody spam bots coming from?
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      2. A Jewel of Rarity
        A Jewel of Rarity
        Schnitzel is probably mad they can't access the server anymore so they probably used some service to spam us with bots
        Dec 16, 2016
        RainbowDash9000 and Mister Asmodeus bro hoofs this.
      3. Vanagandr
        Vanagandr
        It's totally Russian hackers.
        Dec 17, 2016
        RainbowDash9000 and Mister Asmodeus bro hoofs this.
      4. Mister Asmodeus
        Mister Asmodeus
        At least they're annoying at worst.
        Dec 17, 2016
    2. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      Why am I not old enough to drink yet? God knows I need it.
      1. Proxy bro hoofs this.
    3. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      DS3 pre patch dropped. Woo!
      1. Dynasty Charge bro hoofs this.
    4. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      Microsoft suspended my Skype account. If I had you on contacts you'll have to send it again. It is now DHURR HURR MICROSOFT.
      1. A Jewel of Rarity bro hoofs this.
      2. Poisonous Nightmare
        Poisonous Nightmare
        Is this a thing that happens now or something? I think Stuffy was the other one who got slammed.
        Oct 18, 2016
      3. Metro
        Metro
        Yep. Mine got suspended as well, haha.
        Oct 18, 2016
      4. NotWhatWeExpected
        NotWhatWeExpected
        I have the feeling it's a bug in their system. Sadly it appears they don't give a crap about it. :/
        Oct 18, 2016
    5. Dragonbait
      Dragonbait
      Wow. Rude. You probably like jasper or some silly gem. :P
      1. NotWhatWeExpected
        NotWhatWeExpected
        Jasper is actually my favorite gem. You wanna fight about it?
        Oct 2, 2016
      2. Dragonbait
        Dragonbait
        No point. jasper is corrupted and bubbled. sad. Lapis is too busy shipping with Peridot to give her any mind anymore.
        Oct 2, 2016
    6. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      tfw your daughter is a pirate
      1. Lunar_Skies
        Sep 18, 2016
      2. NotWhatWeExpected
        NotWhatWeExpected
        irrelevant
        IRRELEVANT
        Sep 18, 2016
    7. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      Огонь по готовности
      1. Minterwute
        Minterwute
        That's doesn't quite translate like that.
        What you've got there is something along the lines of:
        "Fire over readiness."
        Fire being a noun in this context.
        Sep 12, 2016
    8. Dynasty Charge
      Dynasty Charge
      I'll slash you
      1. NotWhatWeExpected
        Jun 6, 2016
      2. Dynasty Charge
        Dynasty Charge
        ge awee fae ma avatar
        Jun 6, 2016
    9. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      1. desertedspider
        desertedspider
        Feb 11, 2016
      2. NotWhatWeExpected
        NotWhatWeExpected
        Wow thanks mate I'm flattered
        Feb 11, 2016
      3. desertedspider
        Feb 11, 2016
    10. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      Finished my lab at lightspeed, got cornered by Mormons as I left. Was it worth it?
      1. Vanagandr
        Vanagandr
        Did they die well?
        Jan 30, 2016
    11. Cyberpony
      Cyberpony
      I want to use a pun out of your name, but at the same time... I'm not Sans, so I'll just wave to you!

      Greetings!
    12. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      Someone set the dorm alarm off. For the second this this semester. It's cold outside stop sending me out there. ;~;
      1. Poisonous Nightmare and Dilly Star bro hoofs this.
      2. Poisonous Nightmare
        Poisonous Nightmare
        I know your feels. I don't live in a dorm, but I live in a apartment complex and the alarm gets annoying because most of the time it's just some idiot burning food. We only had one instance of a true fire though it got contained before causing far too much damage.
        Nov 13, 2015
    13. Saber Scratch
      Saber Scratch
      I've been gone for a while and just got back on a few minutes ago. and i figured you would probably know, but why did toaster repair pony, Prince of the night, and braveshield get banned? they were three of the eight people i actually talked to often on here.
      1. RainbowDash9000
        RainbowDash9000
        They got too carried away in roleplaying, if you know what I mean by that.
        TRP and Braveshield got banned for two weeks because both of them got off easy.
        As for Princy, he got banned for six months because he couldn't respect the rules.
        Nov 3, 2015
        Dilly Star and NotWhatWeExpected bro hoofs this.
      2. Saber Scratch
        Saber Scratch
        oooh. im no suprised, im no stranger to getting carried away myself. i was just lucky enough to have been stopped before bannishment. im just glad tthere not banned for good
        Nov 3, 2015
      3. Dilly Star
        Dilly Star
        I think they've been pretty good members in the long-term, so it was likely that they would get only a reasonable infraction for what they did. Perma-bans only happen in really particular scenarios: users with a history of multiple infractions or consistent spammers. :)
        Nov 3, 2015
        RainbowDash9000 bro hoofs this.
    14. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      I'm getting Valentine's day related spam emails. Somebody send help.
      1. Prince of the night
        Prince of the night
        Wait, valentine's day? But we are in october!!!
        Oct 16, 2015
      2. NotWhatWeExpected
        NotWhatWeExpected
        Exactly I need help D:
        Oct 16, 2015
      3. Prince of the night
        Prince of the night
        Er... send the mails to junk or spam folder. You will still get them but not on your normal inbox.
        Also, check the mail of the one sending them
        Oct 16, 2015
    15. desertedspider
      desertedspider
      I just noticed something about your Picture....your ear is on top of your eye....is that normal?
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      2. desertedspider
        desertedspider
        You know what els is Adorable?
        Oct 4, 2015
      3. NotWhatWeExpected
        NotWhatWeExpected
        Ranbo Dars in a red plane? :o
        Oct 4, 2015
      4. desertedspider
        desertedspider
        JOOOHN CENA!!
        Oct 4, 2015
        Queen Cerali and NotWhatWeExpected bro hoofs this.
    16. Saber Scratch
      Saber Scratch
      Um I accidentally posted an OC character sheet in the wrong place. can you help me with that?
    17. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      1. RainbowDash9000 and Poisonous Nightmare bro hoofs this.
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      3. Prince of the night
        Prince of the night
        I,.. errrr... no... this is so wrong....
        Oct 4, 2015
      4. RainbowDash9000
        RainbowDash9000
        From now on, my new name shall be RanboDarsh9000
        Oct 4, 2015
        Poisonous Nightmare bro hoofs this.
      5. Bionic-Pixel
        Bionic-Pixel
        Hay is for horses. :p
        Oct 4, 2015
    18. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      So an Indian monk came up to me today and gave me a few books. It was random and I think I'll actually read one to see some Indian culture.
      1. Prince of the night
        Prince of the night
        When I read the first words I thought you were going to say a joke or something xD
        Anyways, that sounds interesting and random as you say, was the book good or did you found it interesting?
        Aug 26, 2015
      2. NotWhatWeExpected
        NotWhatWeExpected
        It's really long, like 400 pages of religious text haha. I'm not far enough in to make judgements.
        Aug 27, 2015
      3. Prince of the night
        Prince of the night
        Oh, alright. Hope you like it :3
        Aug 27, 2015
    19. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      I need a new status. This will suffice.
    20. NotWhatWeExpected
      NotWhatWeExpected
      Rarit's been fixed. Sorry that took so long guys, but he is one sad *squee!*.
      1. Vanagandr
        Vanagandr
        I probably should have reported him at some point... but I didn't.
        I wanted to see what would happen.
        Not even sorry.
        Jul 3, 2015
      2. NotWhatWeExpected
        NotWhatWeExpected
        Now, that's implying you're the only one who would. I woke up to 17 post reports.
        Jul 3, 2015
      3. Vanagandr
        Vanagandr
        Figured you would have.
        Jul 3, 2015
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jun 26, 1996 (Age: 23)
    Location:
    Kansas
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    Unemployed
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    I like lemonade and fluffy, fuzzy things.

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