I introduced this game on another MLP forum and it was really popular, so I figured I'd bring it here too. So here's how the game works. The first person (me) will ask for advice on any real or imagined problem (preferably not anything too personal or serious). It can be sort of serious or a bit silly, and it can be about anything that doesn't break the website's rules. Then, the next person responds with the absolute worst advice possible for that given scenario, along with a new problem for the next person to give badvice on. It goes on and on like that. First question. I'm new to this forum and want to make friends. What do? :derpe:
Tell everyone you want to have their children. You'll get an equal reaction soon enough. I want to convince people I'm from another dimension.
Always, ALWAYS use speculation as proof and be sure to use memes when there is butthurt, you will get instant swag and respect! I want to be a famous moobie star. How do?
Start screaming about the illuminati and how they control us. I want to rule over the world with an iron fist. How?
Punch yourself in the face so a growth eventually builds into a nose shape, and draw nostrils on it. Alternatively, Become a reclused psychopath that slices off victims noses and adds them to an extensive collection. I want to like ravens.
Cover yourself in meat. They'll become real friendly. I want to help a friend with a drinking problem, advice plz?
Get him to try Meth instead. He'll like that a lot better, Alcoholism solved! I want to walk naked in public but it's illegal.
Get money so you can screw the rules. Use plenty of old memes as well. People keep posting stupid things on my facebook wall.
Retaliate by murdering them. They should stop after that. I want to smoke big cigars but scared of damaging my lungs.
Kiss your bosses ass (might wanna buy some chap stick first). My finger keeps getting stuck in the VCR.
Hide the book in your underwear. They'll never look there. How do I evade taxes without getting caught?
Move to a foreign country an change your name to Ted. If that doesn't work, when they come for you run in circles screaming "ookie, ookie, ookie." I want to ask a girl to prom, how should I do it?
Stalk her, day and night, for several months. Eventually, she'll fall in love with you and ask you out. Suggest the prom. My Death-Ray won't work. How do I fix it?
