My life was bad. I had no friends had no job and worse I just couldnt stand life. All that stuff made me wish I was dead until I found it. Dont know what im talking about? whoops silly me I forgot to mention it. I had found a portal that at first seemed to have no purpose but then later was ACTUALLY a portal to Equestria. Dont believe me? well im not gonna push it against you anyway heres how it happened. I had awoken from my slumber one night and it was an unusual sleep because normally I dream of stuff like zombies and aliens and Doctor Who however that night I had dreamt of something odd it was me standing in front of a portal with a voice calling out to me "Come hither Tyler dont be afraid" Now at that moment I knew it was a dream because nobody uses Shakespear talk anymore. Anyway I got up and since it was the last day of school I used the rest of my energy to keep myself awake. I got dressed and I ate something. But anyway I went to the bus stop and got on but then at that moment I felt a chill go down my spine and I saw a shine of light emit from a backyard. Oh you think im gonna say it was the portal well youre wrong some kids were cosplaying as starwars characters. Anyway as I was being brought to school by our slow as all living hell bus driver I saw another twinkle of light. I shrugged that off and I just kept listening to Skrillex. I got to school and my day was pretty normal however during certain moments of my school day I got headaches and during spanish class I actually saw a portal in my head when I held my eyes closed during the headache but then afterwards I got hungry because I thought of Mcdonalds. Mmm Mcdonalds... anyway back to the story the school day ended with the bell ringing and everyone racing out the door and like a perfect student I stayed to help out the teachers... okay fine im lying I left the school faster than anyone else but still stop judging me..... My dad had called and said "Tyler im outside im going to drive you home" I responded "Okay dad." On the way home my dad stopped at a local 7-Eleven to grab a cup of coffee. I decided to go outside to sit in the car after I payed for my stuff. I saw a light coming from around the store corner. Like the dummy I was I decided to check it out and I saw greeted by, what else, the portal. I thought I was dreaming but I wasnt I went to touch the portal when all of a sudden I got sucked in. I kept my cool suprisingly "AHHHHHH OH DEAR GOD IM GONNA DIE" I screamed as I reached the end. I shot out of the portal and got knocked out. When I awoke I was in a hospital bed and there was a bunch of ponies surrounding me. I was confused until I realized that I was in another universe (mostly because there would be no reason for ponies to be in a hospital) anyway the one in the white lab coat goes to me and says "Well your skeletal structure is okay no bones broken and your organs seem intact you're alright to go and since you dont look like a pony im only charging 50 bits" "Aww man I dont have bits... what are bits?" I asked in confusion He just looked at me in confusion and then a purple pony went to him and gave him 50 gold coins "Oh those are bits" I said stupidly. "C'mon get up I payed for you now let get out of here" she said. We both walked out and then for some strange reason a green pony with a white and light blue mane goes up to both of us and says "AHA I KNEW IT" We both shrug her off and soon come to a house that is.... a tree? I thought she was kidding but it was suprisingly bigger on the inside. She showed me a room and said "Okay this is your room my names Twilight by the way Twilight Sparkle and you're in Equestria I will explain everything later but for now you need to get a job." "Thanks I guess..." I say as I fall asleep for the first time in my new world. I still wonder about my family though sometimes but other than that im happy. I have a job at a place called Sugarcube Corner and I get my clothes for a Unicorn named Rarity. Every now and then I get minor headaches and my body feels weird at some times but other than that im perfectly fine and on the food I only eat apples and carrots and other human foods. Ponies give me weird looks at times but then again who wouldnt im like a fricked ape with legs. But alls well that ends well.
