The Present Game

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  1. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Just put that lifetime supply of chocolate on this credit card here!!

    For being the 1203rd customer, you get a 1-year subscription to Rat Food Weekly!
     
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    yay I will appreciate it for all my rat food needs

    the present contains... the red pill
     
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    I take it without hesitation.

    The box contains a cat that is both alive and dead.
     
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    I observe and find that it's dog now

    the present contains... a combo list for yourself
     
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    It's very short. I like to keep things simple.

    Your gift contains an adorable kitten that shoots laser beams out its eyes.
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    I conquer the world with deadly adorableness.

    Your present contains one pair of old boots.
     
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    *throws them at people for tactical long distance kicking*

    the present contains... socks
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    I wear them and look fabulous!

    Your present contains Flutterbat!
     
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    I'm gonna need more apples!

    Mazel tov!!! For your Bar Mitzvah, you get a PUTTER and a pack of GRAPES!
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    I use the putter like a driver and smack grapes at your house. :Trollestia:

    Your present contains the evil alternate universe version of you!
     
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    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    you receive: Pinkamena Diane Pie! (the one from Cupcakes)
     
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    AHHHHH *banish her back to the fanfic dimension where she came from.* (If I don't know that spell I focus all my effort to learn it) no no no I already had to deal with cannibal pony (Sparky).
    you recieve: a 60% off coupon for a desert from the apple family produce stand, and a ticket for a VIP reserved first in line spot for cider the first day of cider season.
     
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    Sweet!!!

    You've just won a lifetime supply of... DISPOSABLE RAZORS!!!
     
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    I tape them to a baseball bat for BONUS DAMAGE!!!

    You've found a Gatling Laser!
     
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    I shed a few manly tears of joy, then go on a spree.

    Your gift contains a genie lamp, complete with a wish-granting genie!
     
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    I wish for a bowl of candy, but the wish gets corrupted.

    You have received a stop sign.
     
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    I make a coffee table out of it.

    Reach into the cereal box and pull out... A ZIPLOC BAG FULL OF STALE AIR!!!
     
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    I shall blow this in someones face!

    You obtained... da da da daaaaa! A leaf!
     
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    I name it leafy and put it in a special display case, for it is my leafy.

    You get Trixie!
     
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    We shall have great and powerful adventures!!!

    Under the pretty wrapping paper is... another roll of pretty wrapping paper!!!
     

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