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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Tech Tea, Jul 29, 2012.

  1. Tech Tea

    Tech Tea Wasnt missed

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    I introduced this game on another MLP forum and it was really popular, so I figured I'd bring it here too.

    So here's how the game works. The first person (me) will ask for advice on any real or imagined problem (preferably not anything too personal or serious). It can be sort of serious or a bit silly, and it can be about anything that doesn't break the website's rules. Then, the next person responds with the absolute worst advice possible for that given scenario, along with a new problem for the next person to give badvice on. It goes on and on like that.

    First question.
    I'm new to this forum and want to make friends. What do? :derpe:
     
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    NotWhatWeExpected Today is tomorrow New Zealand
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    Sinderlocke I am Queen SaucyBuns

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    Sinderlocke I am Queen SaucyBuns

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    Cover yourself in meat. They'll become real friendly.

    I want to help a friend with a drinking problem, advice plz?
     
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    Sinderlocke I am Queen SaucyBuns

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    Get him to try Meth instead. He'll like that a lot better, Alcoholism solved!

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    Get money so you can screw the rules. Use plenty of old memes as well.

    People keep posting stupid things on my facebook wall.
     
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    Sinderlocke I am Queen SaucyBuns

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    Retaliate by murdering them. They should stop after that.

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    Rip out your lungs. Then you can smoke without damaging them!

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    You're doing great, keep it up!

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    Suggest the prom.

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