Svan's Life

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    Svan is a 20 year old man who always does this weird chant...Something like..."I ain't scared i'm gonna do it theres no such thing as Arisen and i'm gonna prroovvee iiiittt" He always drags out the "iiiitt" part, his best friend is mercedes he made fun of her accent and she destroyed him she got put in prison for attemped murder. Anyway on with the story...


    Svan's POV


    So i was doin' stuff at gran soren with mercedes and today's our day off! Woot! Woot! "So mercedes..." "No." "You didn't even know what i was going to say yet!" "You were going to ask me to go to your party and your parties are dangerous." "Oh really...?::S:" "You put my hair on fire." "I splashed you with water!" "No svan, just no." and with that Miss-Bummer-pants left "I ain't scared i'm gonna do it! I'm gona have the best party ever and i'm gonna prroove iiiittt!" and i jumped out of the window landing on my feet to see a little boygirl "Heeyy svan" "You need to deepen that voice of yours you sound like a girl." "I AM A GIRL!" and heshe punched me in the gut "MY NAME IS TAYLORE! T-A-Y-L-O-R-E!!!" and heshe stomped away "Well you look like a man!"


    Day 1: Well the parties gonna start in 2 days so a little setup might be in orderAND I'M GONNA PRROOVVEE IIIIITT! I baught balloons cake and ice cream pizza YEAH! WOO!


    Day 2: Since my flame thrower got tooken away and the guards threatend to put me in prison the next time they saw me with one so i baught ANOTHA ONE!!!


    Day 3: The parties about to start,
    but i need to talk to mercedes...


    I opened the door to see bowl's of ice cream scatterd around the room and mercedes crying eating ice cream for comfort. "MERCEDES! WHAT IN THE NAME OF OUR MAKER ARE YOU DOING!!!??" "Drowning my sorrows in ice cream what do you think?" "::S:" "What's with the creepy face?" "Wanna come to my paarrttyy?" "No-ugh, fine! Just dont bring that flame thrower with you the guards said they would put you in prison if they see you with it. And it won't be you going to prison it'll be me..." "What?-" i saw mercedes get a pocket knife and i ran downstairs(where the party was) like hell "Hi." "Oh hey taylore-WAIT AREN'T YOU SUPPISED TO BE IN BED!?" "Yes." "I'm calling your parents-" "If you do that i'll make your life a living nightmare." "My life already kinda is." "I'll make it worse." "Whaa-" and i walked away to see Genesis! The totally-rad-older-sister-of-Flynn-the-ruler-of-all-that-is-holy-and-un-holy "Sup svannere." "Hey Genny! So wheres Flynn?" "At bronycon." "Ohh..." "He has alot on his plate being an arisen and all." "[big]I AIN'T SCARED I'M GONNA DO IT THERES NO SUCH THING AS ARISEN AND I'M GONNA PRROOVVEE IIITTT![/big]" "Mother of god..." "So aren't you supposed to be his bodyguard why aren't you with him?" "None of your beeswax..." and i walked away and bumped into Haruna! The-smart-but-shy-cute-green-haired-girl-that-nonbody-cares-about! "Yo runa!" "H-hi...s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s" "Dafaq chu talkin' bout gurl?" "O-oh...s-s-sorry...I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i" and i slowly walked away and sat down "Svan, are you ok? You haven't done one thing insane at this whole party." "Nah i'm fiiinnee." oh crap. Here comes beach maiden "Sssssvvaaaann! Didja know theres a pool back here?" "No, no i did not." "Wanna go swi-" "You and i both know as soon as i get in the water your going to beat me with the pink hula hoop of yours again." she walked away still having that too-friendly-its-creepy-smile.


    So in the mist of things sone of us got taken to jail some of us escaped and some of us(Taylore) passed out.


    Yep, Best. Day off. EVER!
     

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