So, this is now the most wonderful thing I've ever seen all day. And with that, I now declare the comments a competition to come up with the funniest line based on this video. You have Jungle Book, Disney and Christopher Walken. Have fun! Oh! To make it fair, I will make the obvious joke so that everyone is on equal footing. *ahem* Because he's got a fever. And the only prescription. Is Man's Red Flower, Man Cub! There! On your marks! Get set! GO!
We can't get off the SNL skit? C'mon! They've asked him to read Fairy Tales on chat shows before but giving him the entire transcript of the movie to read and sing is just cruel. This fire, Man Cub! It's unbuckin' believable! Thank goodness he didn't do this as the Headless Horseman. "GRAAAH! RAAAHH! HA-HA-HA-HA! RAAAGH, Man Cub." His weapon of choice is both his charm and a palm leaf he strums like a guitar. "Hey! If you do another live action movie, can I be the white rabbit? I have my own watch! Or the crocodile. You'll have to get in close to hear the ticking." Maybe I know too much about this man. Ah, a mispent youth...