I'm gonna have to give you a citation for illegally modifying one of our products. But this is some fine craftsmanship, you should hear back from our recruiting department soon.
hm..... maybe I could add a plasma cannon.... no, I don't have any barrels that could withstand that......
We need to maintain functionality, though. How about swapping the tines with aggregated diamond tubes, then putting the plasma assembly in a hollow handle? It wouldn't pack the punch of a cannon, but a quad-barreled plasma rifle is nothing to sneeze at. While we're at it, we can swap the shotgun for an ion grenade launcher, perfect for dealing with machines and power armor.