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NotWhatWeExpected
Today is tomorrow New Zealand, Male, 27, from Kansas
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- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- Jun 26, 1996 (Age: 27)
- Location:
- Kansas
- Occupation:
- Unemployed
- Gender/Species:
- Stallion (m)
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- Steam ID:
- PumpkinTourniquet
- Alias/Roleplaying Name:
- Delphinium
Not much to say about myself really...
I like lemonade and fluffy, fuzzy things.
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- Not_What_We_Expected
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You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. - Loading...