Comments on Profile Post by Fenris Rose

I make donuts. Which means I deal with a lot of hot oil.
Guess who spilled some all over her apron tonight?
Guess who DIDN'T cry?!

Oh no! Are the donuts okay?!

They were fine. We spill a lot of oil, so they're no longer frightened.

What a relief. How about you? Did you get burned?

Yes. A lot.

That sucks. How bad is it?

Oh, not too terrible. I had an apron on, which absorbed most of it before it burned for too long. It still sucked, though.

The worst thing about burns is that they hurt longer than just about any other injury. Even minor ones will hurt for days.

Yeah, I know. How much water did you spill?

Not much, but I was wearing shorts, so it hit the skin directly.
I've got a 3"x6" patch of shiny red skin on my leg now.

Do you have aloe vera?

I'll probably pick some up tomorrow. Do you have aloe?

Deep within the abyss. (My basement)

Well, good luck finding it.

Thank you. Good luck buying it.

Wait... why would I need luck? Am I going to be attacked by Aloe Goblins at the store? I hate Aloe Goblins!

I am afraid I have been forced into silence. Apologies.

Can I interest you in an Axe of Aloe Goblin Smiting +3?

I'll stick with my +10 Fists of Facepunching.