Comments on Profile Post by Toaster Repair Pony

  1. RainbowDash9000
    RainbowDash9000
    Get something that makes it smell good.
    Jan 3, 2016
  2. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    I do not have such a thing :c
    Jan 3, 2016
  3. RainbowDash9000
    RainbowDash9000
    Well, you're doomed.
    Jan 3, 2016
  4. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    We're all doomed!
    Jan 3, 2016
  5. RainbowDash9000
    RainbowDash9000
    Actually, when I got back from my trip,(the one from New Years') there was a dead mouse in the garage. It smelled so bad. At least I had some scented spray to get rid of the smell. As for the mouse, I threw it out somewhere outside......
    Jan 3, 2016
  6. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    The dead rat's under my floor, so I can't throw it out :c
    Jan 3, 2016
  7. RainbowDash9000
    RainbowDash9000
    You should call an exterminator to get rid of it for you. They're experts at it.
    Jan 3, 2016
  8. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    Well they kill the pests, but it's already dead. I don't think killing it again will help.
    Jan 3, 2016
  9. RainbowDash9000
    RainbowDash9000
    Try breaking the the floor with some something hard. Then, take the rat out.
    Easy peesy lemon squeezy.
    Jan 3, 2016
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  10. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    But I like my floor!
    Jan 3, 2016
  11. RainbowDash9000
    RainbowDash9000
    Well, just put it back where it was before!
    Jan 3, 2016
  12. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    There are other rats down there too, and if I make a hole, they might all come out! D=
    Jan 3, 2016
  13. RainbowDash9000
    RainbowDash9000
    Have you ever used a mouse trap before? It might work.
    Jan 3, 2016
  14. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    We did put down rat traps, but they just ate the cheese without setting them off x3
    Jan 3, 2016
  15. RainbowDash9000
    RainbowDash9000
    What!? They're probably too fast!
    Jan 3, 2016
  16. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    Too fast? Wait... Dashie, are you living in my floor!?
    Jan 3, 2016
  17. RainbowDash9000
    RainbowDash9000
    Do I look like a dead rat to you?
    Jan 3, 2016
  18. Proxy
    Proxy
    I have a easy solution for this. You'll need a ladder, some kerosene, a fuse, and matches. Making sure your house is insured for more than you bought it for is recommended but optional. First, use the ladder to get on top of your house, and douse it in kerosene. Then, evacuate to a safe distance while laying down the fuse, then light it with your match. No more rat smell!
    Jan 3, 2016
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  19. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    I can't see the rat/Dash!

    I like the burning idea, but I'm not allowed to use ladders any more. Court order.
    Jan 3, 2016
  20. Proxy
    Proxy
    Improvise. Batman your way up there.
    Jan 3, 2016
  21. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    Batman doesn't burn down buildings for the insurance money! He does it to look cool!

    Also, I noticed you have Danger 5 in your sig, so you get all the respect points.
    Jan 3, 2016
  22. Proxy
    Proxy
    Huzzah! A fellow fan!
    Jan 3, 2016
  23. Proxy
    Proxy
    Also I never said it was for the insurance money. That's just optional. This was to get rid of the rat smell.
    Jan 3, 2016
  24. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    Batman wouldn't burn the rat smell either! He'd find a way to utilize it as a weapon!

    Wait... what if he already has?
    Oh Gods! Am I being attacked by Batman!? D=
    Jan 3, 2016
  25. Vanagandr
    Vanagandr
    I suggest fire. And lots of it.
    Jan 4, 2016
  26. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    Is everypony on Everypony a pyromaniac?
    Jan 4, 2016
  27. RainbowDash9000
    RainbowDash9000
    * dresses like the Pyro * That is correct. x3
    Jan 4, 2016
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  28. Proxy
    Proxy
    Come on, Pyromaniac is a bit harsh. We prefer, lovers of arson.
    Jan 5, 2016
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  29. Vanagandr
    Vanagandr
    I am NOT a pyromaniac. Pyromania specifically refers to the inability to resist the urge to set things on fire. I've gotten pretty good at resisting the urge.

    *sets something on fire*

    There are occasional relapses.
    Jan 5, 2016
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  30. Saber Scratch
    Saber Scratch
    did you ever solve this problem yet?
    Feb 22, 2016
  31. Toaster Repair Pony
    Toaster Repair Pony
    Well, I'm not living there any more, so kinda.
    Feb 22, 2016
  32. Saber Scratch
    Saber Scratch
    sounds solved to me :P
    Feb 22, 2016