Comments on Profile Post by Fenris Rose

The next Shakespeare.

I'd like to see the next Shakespeare's version of Hamlet's famous soliloquy.

To be or not to be, who the hell even cares?
Life's a *squee!* and then you die, so why not speed the process?
Hardship and misery grinds and wears,
No reason is ever given why. Should I seek egress?

To be or not to be? Whatever.

That's the opening line of the soliloquy.
It's, uh... kinda famous.

Mind equals blown. No way!

You were being sarcastic, right?