Two guys are hiking out in the woods when they see a hungry bear. The first guy starts to run, but the second guy stops to take off his boots and put on a pair of sneakers. The first guy asks, "What the heck are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun a bear." The second guy replies, "I don't need to outrun the bear. I just need to outrun you."
Two cops are called to the scene of a grisly discovery: three dead babies in a dumpster. The younger cop is horrified, but the older cop sighs and says, "I've seen worse." The younger cop asks, "What could possibly be worse than three dead babies in one dumpster?!" The older cop replies, "ONE dead baby in THREE dumpsters."
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