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I have been drinking tap water.
I see. Interesting. I have some Scottish and Irish ancestry.
That's a tough choice, but I suppose I am in the mood for electric, as I have been listening to Judas Priest. Hugs or cuddles?
I should probably be making productive use of my weekend, but here I am watching [i]Impractical Jokers[/i] and posting on forums.
^ Banned for not buzzing loudly enough.
^ Will pull shenanigans at the convention.
^ Banned for the use of green text.
Did anyone buy anything recently? I picked up some new shoes and a couple hundred rounds of 9X19mm ammunition yesterday.
*Sleeps beneath a cloud.*
Banned for not sharing the wedding cake.
You get a light bulb. I insert a toothbrush.
Oranges. Slippers or bare feet?
*Noms his own tail.*
^ Is a cricket.
Eh, I will go with rubies. Hardwood floor or carpet?
Banned for being in bed.
^ Vandalized a cricket bat.
As I pointed out late last year, the UK has a higher rate of violent crime than the United States does. Meanwhile, violent crime dropped over an...
^ Carved a game board from a wooden board.
I would have gone to college for evolutionary biology if it weren't for the prospect of spending the better part of a decade and scores of...
