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Avatar TLA. Obese cat abuses everyone who's ever shown him love.
Discord, being an insanely powerful reality-warping demigod, shrunk himself down small enough to fit on Azrael's nose and repeated himself.
That's actually a good explanation of the Virtual Boy. A large rodent hides things in your yard, also presumably because Jesus.
Silver nodded. "I am loath to rely on an outsider for such a task, but time is short, and you have already shown that you can wield the blade."...
Discord chuckled. "Isn't it obvious who should use it? The bat's plan had a major flaw. I'm shocked he didn't see it!" Silver glared. "And what...
Forrest Gump. A creepy old man and his army of midgets lure a group of children into his home with candy, then dispose of them one by one.
"I have them," Silver replied. "I had intended to give them to the four princesses and Lord Discord. Perhaps now is the time." "Oh, goodness no,"...
The Matrix. A disheveled man runs around an office building killing people on Christmas Eve.
Silver explained, as he had on Page 19, how his sword was part of a superweapon called the Deus Interfector, and how each of the six blades that...
"Of course not!" the princess snapped angrily. "But I have lived long enough to know that some battles cannot be won!" "Some cannot," Luna agreed...
Celestia laughed bitterly. "You misunderstand, Azrael. Apophis is no mere monster. He is a god. A deity of war and chaos. His power is absolute...
Thirty minutes later, the princesses were caught up with what had gone on on the other side of the world. Celestia sighed wearily. "If Apophis...
Dark Souls. Disgruntled postal worker seeks the jerk who shot them in the head.
Blackout sighed. "Godsdamn that mare is crazy. On our first date, she..." He shook his head. "Never mind. I'm sure she's fine." "She is," Silver...
Blackout's eyes widened. "Where's Shady?"
The little mermaid. A kidnapped bookworm develops Stockholm syndrome.
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"Maybe," Blackout replied. "Isn't that the devil from the old Baladi myths?"
...Where he was promptly greeted by a dozen armed Royal Guards. Fortunately (for them), Blackout was in the next room dropping off a stack of...
Undertaker, of course. A billionaire with PTSD beats up the mentally ill.