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I curse you with being a Draconequus.
I curse you with death.
*goes back to sleep*
How did you get so many posts? You must have no life!
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What do emotions taste like?
Would you rather be kicked in the head once, or punched in the gut five times?
You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! "This is not a trial." I was doin' a thing. Don't ruin it. "You are an idiot."
So what? You're a talking pony with wings. That would freak a lot of people out. "We do not judge here."
Probably, but the Smooze isn't bad. I refuse to harm him for no good reason.
We're not blowing up the Smooze.
Ah. Well, that's unfortunate. "Nothing valuable. The silverware he ate was all stainless steel."
Why is the Smooze here?
Short and simple, with a little weirdness mixed in. Very nice.
Mick popped the hood on the truck and spoke to the Spy. "The engine is undamaged. It should run if we change the oil and find some fuel." He felt...
Actually, that sounds about right.
A weeb is a weeaboo, someone so obsessed with anime that they try to act Japanese themselves. You can usually recognize them online by their...
You've clearly never played Scrabble with my family.
What is your weapon of choice?
Bat-hydrangeas with the
