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*jumps in, drives away, quickly runs out of gas and has to pay $100 to fill the tank* *leaves a plate of cookies on a table*
bloodstained meat hook
Even if Goku managed to match Superman's strength, he wouldn't be able to match his intelligence.
Kick ass. I hope they don't screw it up.
Diamond Tiara is the stereotypical 'Daddy's little princess.' Her cutie mark is basically just how she sees herself. Twilight's Element was a...
Hello, and welcome to Everypony.
What's wrong with Michael Bay? The man knows special effects like nobody's business. Did you see those cool Transformers movies he did?
I thought the whole becoming a princess thing was obvious from the beginning. I mean, come on. Her Element was a crown. A crown. Like what...
Yeah, you did. A-hole.
Have you watched Steven Universe? It starts out slow, but gets really good as it goes on.
Dogs don't get Ebola.
The Thundercats reboot got cancelled because the toys didn't sell. The series ended on a cliffhanger that will never be resolved because they...
Favorite sandwich?
Punch. I don't owe you a *squee!*ing explanation.
Maybe he doesn't realize that some people need an occasional escape from his beloved "real word." Not everyone gets to live the charmed life that...
*jumps in the pile of leaves, lands on a bear trap* *leaves an elaborate cartoonish trap with several signs labeled 'trap' pointing to it*
I think it's because the real world stopped seeming real to me a long time ago.
This. Going online and posting this inane garbage. Why do I even bother? Is it just a habit at this point?
